I went to a meeting wearing swimming shorts and sandals where everyone else had a siute on once. My boss asked me to come over to the client during the day, I warned him and he said it was okay and it was, still felt wired.

JavaScript is like (the Christian) God...

My plans for Monday:

Found this on imgur and could relate

So I worked in this project since 9 month without any breaks apart from weekends and public holidays. As usual it's getting input and producing output. As usual the input didn't look anywhere near what was promised originally. As a result the product wasn't ready in time. Client released it anyway. Shitstorm happened. I need leave. Client demands we fix all the bugs ASAP.

Fuck this, I'm on leave for the next two weeks!

Getting out of bed on Monday mornings.

Most incompetent coworker of the week made a pull request, title: "Adding secrets.ini needed to run $app."

He just copied it from the server and removed the `*.ini` entry in the .gitignore. Luckily he only had access to the dev instance (to copy passwords from).