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@gitpush the darker the hoodie, the 1337er you are
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@404response 😂😂
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@gitpush choose #000 for maximum 1337nes
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@surya1495 ah, I forgot! you're right, that's pretty overused, probably the 2nd or 3rd most used nowadays.
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@calmyourtities yeah. A bit too overused.
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@theupandup True. But big data also encompasses many other areas including data management, storing etc, most of which we pretty fairly understand the working of. But in the case of ML, many models work, but we have no idea how they work!
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@Codex404 601 :o
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@n4y0d3v you can! Maybe some inspiration would help? I’m thinking along the lines of “being to lazy to implement something” or something like that
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@calmyourtities I did think in that line but structuring my words properly failed me 😢
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@n4y0d3v "lazy offices implemented, encapsulated in dark boxes, which you need to do a butt load of auth-ing, connecting, encoding to get a service" ?
This passes all unit tests
I'm not sure what to think of this. Buzzwords everywhere I guess.
I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF BUSINESS MOTHERFUCKERS USING TECHNICAL FUCKING BUZZWORDS LIKE THEY KNOW SHIT ABOUT TE...
buzzword translations:
"cloud" -> someones computer
"big data" -> lots of somewhat irrelevant data
"ai" -> if if if if if if if if if if if if if else
"algorithm" -> something that works but you don't know why
"secure" -> https://
"cyber security" -> kali linux + black hoodie
"innovation" -> adding something completely irrelevant such as making a poop emoji talk
"blockchain" -> we make lots of backups
"privacy" -> we store your data, we just don't tell you about it
rant
buzzwords