Imagine world all software utilities were as good as the std unix system utilities...

"If you think you're the smartest person in the room, you're probably not*."

*You probably are a fucking idiot though.

Idk, writing code that gets sent into space would be pretty cool

Came across a fun one today :
Some JS dev using 'false' and 'true' instead of false and true. 😫

Did GDPR actually make ANY difference to how our data is handled?

We're all transient bytes in a big application 😵

Can somebody please explain to my boss that using a progressive loading bar when you've got no metrics to base the progression on is stupid. Pls.

HTTP requests in Java... 💀

I work really well under pressure.
Sometimes I'll be really lazy on a project until the deadlines get tight and I need to go into overdrive.

Just had a convo with my flatmate:
"You know Amazon Alexa?"
"...Yeah"
"Is it a play on I'll ask her?"
..I'm not sure if ?

If you merge PRs without testing...
Just.
Stop.

Anybody else played Else Heart.Break()?
It's really good expression of how cool programming is

Dealing with garbage js framework devs who use hundreds of fixed width CSS values in a dynamic page

When you spend an hour debugging why an API call isn't working and find out YOU MADE A FUCKING TYPO! FUCK YOU ANALYSIS IS A STUPID WORD ANYWAY

C'mon guys...

Wow, removed Facebook from my Android and it sped up by a metric shit-ton.
I was thought it was the Android version and was considering Lineage 😅.

I like nodejs, when it's not written like js. I hate js.
Send help.

Balancing final year CS with a startup that's that will be difficult and might end in a big payout, yay or nay?

Every time I come back to Java:
"Oh man OOP is fun"
A few days later...
"This stupidly verbose, hand-holding garbage."

If only the people knew how much anger devrant was saving them from.

Ok... Indentation styles.
Usually I'm an advocate for letting people program how they want as long as it's readable, etc.
But I'm training somebody at the moment and had to bite my tongue when they started doing this...

Alright, biiiiig rant time.

Shitty webdevs who randomly use an entire framework for some tiny feature in the middle of their codebase because they couldn't figure out how to do it with native and completely fucking up their syntax, consistency and standards set beforehand (not that there were any to begin with, this dude program's​ like 3-4 people just jumbled all their crap into one massive pile).
Not only that but throughout the entire backend this guy flip-flops on passing an the error value before results in his callbacks, so now i have to check his functions everytime I use them after spending 2-3 sessions debugging to figure out wtf was going wrong.

Please for the love of god, if you wanna dance to your own beat, LEAVE COMMENTS

Garbage; learn with research and a good project or something.
..although so far, the bootcamps I've attended have been under a big corp and labelled as "training"..

Anybody else really dislike jQuery coding standards? Like who decided $ was a nice & informative variable name?

Nothing but web development.

Staring to notice the best experience a lot of Devs have is their worst experience too..