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Oh China, you still continue to amuse me... in that special way where i somehow both expect it and am hilariously, breifly shocked... then it's somber, confirming what we know is real/continues to be a societal and cognitive decline trend with no apparent rock bottom, without all-out demise as a near certainty... nor a hail mary play.

... but hey, what better way to digest the real-time info, indicative of something that should be terrifying, but is all too expected, than this unique type of format?

Seriously though, even if it worked amazingly, why would anyone be using it outside in public? Does it require several hours a day? If not, and it was a worthwhile result for you... wouldn't you just make it part of your morning and/or evening routine...even if it had nothing to do with aesthetics, that cant be sanitary... unless you also carry it in a water-tight container or disinfectant and typically bring/use your toothbrush and toothpaste mid-day or at unusual intervals.

I have sooo many more questions about this... and none are relative to who designed/mass produced this, nor the quality of the silicone. As it was developed/produced by the silicone factory ive done great, professional, no bs, business with for about a decade... which is why i waited years to publicly ridicule this contraption.

Fyi- their primary product lines are things like bongs and dab containers; im on the fence of it that makes this better or worse.

Creepy personal truth... i reeeeally wanna know how much that woman got paid... and do to my skill set (ie. Im near utter certainty that i could find her and ask her... likely easily abd definitely without being caught doing anything suspicious. Pro tip: publicly declaring things like this makes it a bit easier to not end up doing it... obvious premeditation adding significantly more to any sentencing.

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  • 3
    Those just look like PU bushings. This is what you need, it will make you charming, beautiful and charming:
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    @donkulator I think she might be this guy’s daughter
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    @Lensflare No, that was her before she started chewing suspension bushings in the great outdoors.
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    Got an answer to this, @awesomeest
    China just produces and exports whatever the fuck the world indicates the faintest interest in.
    Simply to occupy their workers and cheaply dilute hazardous materials into the world.
    Et voilà, you've got yourself a business plan!
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    Bonus:
    Look up anti 5G stickers radiation levels.
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    All she needs to complete the set is to be tied up to a chair
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    > "i reeeeally wanna know how much that woman got paid"

    Very likely it's a stock photo with their product photo-shopped in.

    There was some bluetooth earbuds on Amazon and one of the pictures had Scarlett Johansson with the earbuds photo-shopped wearing them. Pretty sure she isn't getting any kickback from $20 earbuds with 100 reviews from that company.
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    @scor while i somewhat agree... i know this company/factory well. They produce high grade silicone and resulting products... also, whered the faint interest in this come from?... i mean maybe if it was like kegel balls... well adjacent and marketed towards the same general goal...

    aside from that, where are all the people concerned that their jaw strength is waning? Im pretty sure most/all of them would be quiet/meek introverts-- they definitely wouldn't be doing that in public... or private plus a human they are close to... likely even not in front of their house pets
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    @scor the anti 5g stickers are just another in a long line of profiting off paranoid delusionals that can mask(at least to pass) in public. Anti-radiation stickers somehow still are produced. Then there's all the socially acceptable formats like the aluminum wallets that got rebranded as anti-theft devs
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    @PaperTrail nope... real person... im certain.
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    @jestdotty jaw misalignment would cause sure injury if using this.

    Jaw alignment issues are typically caused by actual bone and cartilage being skewed... also can be, for ppl like me, caused from overexertion or intense stretching/dislocating (i need to be careful of the latter, esp given my preferences, hyperextension and remarkably horrible TMJ (i dont like taking pain meds b4 sleep
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    I think the people of devRant have now put more thought into this than the muppets who designed it.
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    @donkulator devrant was developed by the Muppets???
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    @donkulator yup... that's kinda the point. Engineering takes practice and any type, at its core, is about cost/benefit, practicality/bloat... if you only get your engineering practice from one medium with limited factors and functionalities... that's when you start going blind to otherwise simple, logical, solutions, that youd otherwise have seen immediately. Imo that's a big factor toward becoming a shitty dev/software engineer.

    It's like a large portion of stackoverflow. People spending to much time troubleshooting and posting/waiting/conversingv trying to find out why some functionality of a previously unused moduke is dking/not doing X. But in all the frustration and reqs for help over days or weeks...
    they never think of opening the damn package and reading the function.

    They tend to be the next evolutionary stage after the troubleshooting via chmod777 lemmings. But it can happen from loss of passion/simply enjoying the actual engineering challenges.
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    @donkulator @awesomeest hopefully it was that crazy spazzy klutzy guy with the spiked up red hair who always blows himself up and goes mememememememe I like him for some reason lol

    Anyone who can guess why I like him wins a prize lol
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    @TeachMeCode i dont even know what youre talking about... and highly doubt your ability to incentivise me via "prize"... and most human's abilities there tbh
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    @awesomeest not trying to incentivize anyone!! just asking if anyone can guess why I like beaker the muppet, nothing more than that. I’m not actually offering a prize, unless you really want one and I can have something shipped to Michigan lol.
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    @TeachMeCode i think u need to look up both "prize" and "incentive"
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    @TeachMeCode oh... btw u should send me your addr on tg (or some intricate network of P.O. boxes thatll allow small packages if you prefer)
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    @jestdotty I can send you my spiderman blanket
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    @jestdotty do u actually? If so i could start sending u crane game prizes
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    @jestdotty look up claw eden... their devs use react for some. Im sure horrid, reason and cant make a referral link... but the prizes are real.... and often hysterically named. Around thxgiving i won/sent a friend this thing im still not sure what it was... "pull cock ring" maybe it was a cat toy?
    I also reeeeally wanna know what they think "literary" means... first there was literary scarf... but now ive seen several uses of that word, none making sense.

    I also frequent win stuff on toreba
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