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@shovethisrant why do you gotta say that? Did he stink like sex for 7 days?
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@b2plane She doesn't know you shower? Or you mean she hasn't seen the stuff you post on here?
I'm speculating here, but I suspect when she sees the one about the "creampie" she's going to remove your genitals with a wooden spoon. -
@b2plane Is this hot blonde gf in the room with us now?
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@b2plane Sounds premature 😉
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@b2plane If you keep needing to pump her maybe you should check for leaks?
Finally took a shower after 7 days. Feels so good and fresh. Jesus. I should do this more often probably.
My body was decomposing until now. I literally got 2 pimples on the middle of my fucking belly. Either its a pimple or ingrown hair. Can you believe this shit?
Annoying. But what else to expect from a shit life other than more shit
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