Very good new country that my job sent me to. But im running on this rain now back to the hotel so i can take the biggest fattest meanest smelliest shit ever

Can't you just shit behind a tree?

Portugal is such a beautiful country

@cafecortado No he will be jailed for fertilizing the tree with his toxic shit. His shit is harmful and that will do more damage to that tree. In case the tree dies later, he will be sentenced to death for murdering a healthy tree with his deadliest shit. It's even deadly to humans except him if inhaled accidentally. Lol.

@cafecortado There's no tree big enough.