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*euro-based rant incoming*

"left or right? left or right?!"

DUDE! I'M RIDING A SMALL MOUNTAIN BIKE WITH A FUCKING HEAVY TRAILER OF GROCERIES AND YOU ARE IN A FUCKING E-BIKE!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO AROUND ME PUSSY!!!! I'M NOT GOING TO GRIND UP AGAINST THE SIDEWALK WITH MY TRAILER.... BECAUSE ITS A FUCKING TRAILER, AND ITS FULL OF FUCKING GROCERIES!!!!!!

god, fucking boomers... i swear to god if i get one more rube talking to me while i'm biking and saying i should "stay to the right" when EVERY time i'm CLEARLY right of the middle of the road, i'm going to start yelling back rude comments and put the fucking low IQ assholes in their place... (probably what I should have done from the first place. why are we to take shit from them, when they own 75% of the wealth but are 25% of the population.) absolute fuck sticks get the fuck off my road, go ride off a cliff

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  • 5
    This I learned: bike road rage is a thing.
  • 5
    @Demolishun only in europe with entitled dip shits

    though i suppose ski rage is a thing as well

    how can you suck so much at life you have to get angry at those who are better / stronger than you at biking / skiing / driving / anything

    get gud scrub
  • 2
    @fullstackcircus sky rage is also a thing. But i think they call that a dog fight.
  • 0
    Ones they died that wealth get distributed again!
  • 1
    Rule number one of biking: never attempt to be nice.
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