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jestdotty5642228dany metric will be gamed
it's like a password, come on
inb4 modern era turns into occultism and secret societies for compliance
instead now we have laws that acceptance criteria must be public! and all it does is "secret societies" simply pretend the criteria is not the actual criteria!
yes, being on reddit/whatever makes you a cult -
PepeTheFrog1229203dHey to be fair, most of high management is like "yeah this jenkins build has been green 100% of the time for 6 months, everything works as intended!"
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