Does it compile?
Holy shit IT COMPILES

IT COMPILES
IT RUNS

IT'S ALIIIIIVEE!!!

and now I have robot chicken music in my head

It works!

@asgs And the resulting binary is only using 242 bytes! (out of the 4KB the file takes up on the disk :B)

Nice ....

But what kind of alien language is this?

@cho-uc It's called '$', ie 'money', or the name of a currency such as 'peso'. I've been developing it for a few years.

Essentially, it's virtual machine assembly, and programs can be run inside the VM or translated to x86 code; other architectures are also possible if we write translators for them.

Still a WIP so one can't do much with it yet. The point of the language is making efficient low level programming easier without insulting the programmer's intelligence. So you still have to deal with registers and memory, it's just a lot less verbose and the instruction set is small.