"Do I look pregnant?"
- Male coworker

And yes... He did look pregnant

Apple user confirmed.

Hold it! Please hold it... My GOD, Madge... you voluptuous New York City slit! Why didn't you tell me before? It was so hard to tell with your little blousy-poo on, but -- now that I see you, I would've helped.

I didn't know that you were so obviously... pregnant.

https://youtube.com/watch/...

my roommate is fat
I got the sims once and I decided I'd make us as characters
his character was fat

at some point, a UFO picked him up and kidnapped him, then dropped him back off

I thought nothing of it

then one day a fucking green baby popped out of him
apparently he was pregnant but because he was so fat, nobody knew

he was watching me play the sims, I think he was ok with it 🤔🤷

"It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable" - Socrates

Well, it’s already accepted that people can demand to have whatever ridiculous pronouns that they want, so demanding to be treaded as a pregnant male suddenly seems less stupid in comparison.