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Liebranca64193dHold it! Please hold it... My GOD, Madge... you voluptuous New York City slit! Why didn't you tell me before? It was so hard to tell with your little blousy-poo on, but -- now that I see you, I would've helped.
I didn't know that you were so obviously... pregnant.
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jestdotty408693dmy roommate is fat
I got the sims once and I decided I'd make us as characters
his character was fat
at some point, a UFO picked him up and kidnapped him, then dropped him back off
I thought nothing of it
then one day a fucking green baby popped out of him
apparently he was pregnant but because he was so fat, nobody knew
he was watching me play the sims, I think he was ok with it 🤔🤷 -
kanyewest37093d"It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable" - Socrates
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Lensflare1588992dWell, it’s already accepted that people can demand to have whatever ridiculous pronouns that they want, so demanding to be treaded as a pregnant male suddenly seems less stupid in comparison.
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