For a moment, hold your php-hate in..

..FOR FUCKS SAKE they turned off warnings and errors on the server for customer applications. What the fuck. I mirrored one of those to fiddle around at home to find all generated files stuffed with "warning: we have no idea what we are doing at every line".

FML.

And yeah, the solution for my end is kind of simple, turn them off, too, but how about coding it the right way?:I