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donkulator225075dBut there's another language, just out of shot, flying like an eagle and dropping bright green turds all over King PHP and his comical throne.
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Lensflare1588975dThen those languages wake up from their wet dreams and realize the harsh truth of the reality: They are just the clown rulers of the biggest circus in the world.
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retoor930475d@ars1 yes, that's why socket handling and file io works the same in all three languages. open("rb"), recv(). They just wrap C. I had much fun with all these languages tho. Now I'm building my own interpreter I understand why the languages work as they do
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Demolishun3288674d@Lensflare at least until they bootstrapped. PHP started out as wrapper for C code for web pages. People wouldn't use the C code so he made PHP.
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AlgoRythm5075663dYou’re missing Visual Basic and aspx. That’s a fuckin huge one still. A cancer, like Wordpress
Leave or live with it
joke/meme