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Celebrities were randomly offered a drug that, when ingested, teleported you to a Dark Souls-style fighting ring. Out-of-bounds 5-meter-tall abominations, one of which was Stretch Armstrong named Arnold (based on Arnold Schwarzenegger), were pounding on you really hard. If you survived, you would wake up as if nothing had happened. If you died, your reality was altered to be exactly the same, except one thing: a $100 bill now featured an actor that looked like a child of Nicolas Cage, Tupac Shakur and the guy from the PhilipSoloTV YouTube channel. His name was Dubius Building. He always wore a suit that was a bit too large for him, and had his signature half-smile. Everyone used to love him in the early 00s.

Little did they knew, the competition was rigged from the start. Abominations were invincible all along.

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  • 3
    Your dreams are like JavaScript.
  • 1
    @Lensflare yeah, they are perfect!
  • 1
    @devJs and then you wake up and face the reality: They are a freaking nonsensical mess and you wonder how a human brain can come up with such ridiculous shit.
  • 0
    @Lensflare - IKR, maybe some of the 3 random letter stuff is helping to achieve such randomness.

    Maybe its amt, dmt, ddt, ddr, cmd, esp, lsd, pcp, pma, pwa, bzp, ghb/gbl, ket, ice, css, mxe, spa, mvp, mvc, tnt or xtc...

    Who knows!
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