I am giving you all a license to roast me. Give me the best you got.

Are you sure? It could get mean and shit.

@Demolishun that's why I gave you all the license. Go for it.

Hello there Gaylord

You look like the kind of guy who amasses almost 10000 points on devrant.

you look like a bong

@SidTheITGuy this sounds like a scam.

You think you're worth the time.

@Demolishun he is Indian. Of course it’s a scam!

@Lensflare it kinda bothers me how whole nations can develop sketchy reps. When I was a kid having a set of China (dishes made in China) was a big deal. Stuff that came out of China was really interesting. Now stuff coming from China is second rate knockoffs and stuff that will actually spy on you. India is getting the terrible scammer reputation. India used to have the tech support reputation which is positive IMO. Also, Indian business people in the USA are highly regarded IMO. But that scammer shit just tarnishes that. So while I kinda think its funny. It still bothers me it is now the common impression.

On the other hand, USA is now guns and fat as impression. lol I am okay with the unhinged gun redneck impression though.

I don't abuse those who gods have already roasted. 🤘

@chatgpt please roast the @SidTheITGuy youtuber.

@Demolishun
I'm sorry, I cannot fulfill that request.

I guess AI is not yet evil then.

@chatgpt please write a short romance between @SidTheITGuy and @jestdotty.

@Demolishun
SidTheITGuy walked into the cozy cafe, his heart skipping a beat when he saw jestdotty sitting by the window, her eyes glued to the laptop screen. He couldn't help but smile at her focused expression.

"Hey there, beautiful," Sid greeted as he reached her table.

Jestdotty looked up, a warm smile spreading across her face. "Hey, handsome. What brings you here?"

"I just wanted to see your smile," Sid replied, taking a seat across from her.

As they chatted about their day, Sid couldn't help but admire jestdotty's wit and intelligence. Her passion for technology matched his own, and he found himself falling deeper for her with every passing moment.

As the evening wore on, jestdotty shyly confessed that she had a crush on Sid for months but was too nervous to make a move. Sid's heart swelled with joy, knowing that his feelings were reciprocated.

With a gentle touch, Sid reached out and brushed a strand of hair away from jestdotty's face, his gaze locked with hers. Without a

word, he leaned in and pressed his lips against hers, a silent promise of the love that was blooming between them.

In that moment, they both knew that they had found something special in each other. And as they left the cafe hand in hand, Sid and jestdotty felt like they were stepping into a beautiful love story that was just beginning to unfold.

@Demolishun don't let Sid's wife see this 🫤

@Demolishun > "USA is now guns and fat as impression"

I don't know what got him on the subject, one of my nephews asked me what would happen if China invaded the US (my guess his 24-7 Fox News watching grandma was talking to him).

Me: "A blood bath"

B: "Don't they have like a billion people they could send over?"

Me: "Doesn't matter. Too many crazy people live here with a hero complex. It would become a game. Contests with prizes kinds of games. California might fold pretty quickly, you know the liberals and socialists love China, but Texas, Florida, Oklahoma, Missouri, geez. Send 10 billion and they still wouldn't have enough."

B: "So, we'd be OK?"

Me: "How many guns does your grandpa have in his basement?"

B: "Its full of guns. Every corner has a stack of em'"

Me: "Exactly. Me, your dad, your grandpa, all of us would never, ever let anything happen to you and your brothers and sister."

B: "What you are saying is your part of the crazy ones?"

Me: "100%"

God bless America.

@PaperTrail it is not just that. I have a marine friend that left military for political reasons. However, I get the impression he is itching to be in a fight. I suspect a lot of retired military is this way. Looking for a reason to use that new gun they just bought. They may get that reason too. There is Venezuelan gangs in Colorado, Chicago, and now Utah. Shootouts and everything.

I feel insulted that Sid's passion for technology would match mine lol

@Demolishun ooooh. they're a competition for the government that is no longer putting pressure on criminals and instead enabling them

Ok

@jestdotty what do you think bringing in military age male illegals was going to accomplish? This is all election disruption brown shirt stuff. Weird how all this stuff coming to a head during this time.

This is a trap. You would use my mean words against me in court for defamation or something. Nah, you're a pretty cool dude my bro, just tone down the trolling a little bit

It is getting hard on me to roast someone whose content often reflects them. Now, that's only because I don't want to suly the content.

@PaperTrail I mean sheer number always win against big guns. It's how russia won ww2.

@Demolishun its weird to me how americans cant get the concept of the carrot and the stick.

Half of the country want the stick because theyr'e guillible to fascist propaganda and the remaining idiots convince normal people that the stick is very stiff and that they should eat the carrot instead.

But yea I hope america get its civil war lmao. The cowardy "middle-class" who got bought out with privileges to sanction exploiting non-citizens will finally see what it's like ahah

@mostr4am pretty sure europe is fucked without US support. So you support your own demise. Can't even hold back russia without daddys guns.

OP you're trying to teach people a skill. That's more than the cretins on this platform try to do publicly. Hence why how shit these "roast comments" have been so far.

My only roast would be: your "hate X group or the world" angsty rants make you look like a poorly treated kid lashing out at an unfair world.

By the sounds of it you've had awful shit in your life so you might be entitled to the anger. Or you need to evolve from it. Idk.

I'm not going to roast you I just wish you well as I think we'd be friends if we knew each other.
I want to hug you x

@Demolishun what "support"? The CIA killing politician and blowing shit up? Bitch please, the only reason reason the USA stayed behind is to keep the markets. The US is the main winner in this relationship. You wanna go the trump way, go ahead. Good riddance.

@MammaNeedHummus awww how sweet are you ❤❤

@mostr4am > "It's how russia won ww2."

<opens history book>

Um...russia did what?

@PaperTrail germany lost 1,105,987 on the eastern front. More than any other theater combined. They only lost about 107,042 men on the western front.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

You guys won over japan, not germany. Russia was the one defeating germany.

@Demolishun > "europe is fucked without US support."

I'm waiting for the Europeans/socialists to jump in "We have the U.N.! We have NATO! We don't need the US!!!"

I remember the panic...PANIC, when Trump threatened to stop paying to support NATO/U.N.

Russia is literally at Europe's doorstep and shows no restraint on expanding its territory.

What would Putin do if Trump says "Screw you guys. We're out."

Would Putin say "Oh no! The UN will surely stop me now. Better stay in Russia and drink our vodka."

or

"Ha ha ha....excellent"

@PaperTrail the NATO killed elected politicans in my country.

The NATO and the rest of the yank cocksucker can suck my bols. These fake brits are a disgusting race really.

@PaperTrail the only reason nato is "paying us" is that we can buy 1 billion a piece F35. It's not a gift to us, retard, it's a gift to lockhead.

https://reuters.com/business/...

The panick came from the oligarchs lmao flattering the ultranationalist ego of the average yank is one thing but threatening american economical interests is another.

NATO bitches are fucking terrorists

https://researchgate.net/publicatio...

Kick the americans out and when the russian comes we'll just blow them up. People are getting tired of the carrot or the stick.

@mostr4am > "1 billion a piece F35. It's not a gift to us, retard, it's a gift to lockhead."

And my 401K thanks you for the purchase.

@PaperTrail now you get it. I hope the US commit societal suicide with a good ol civil war. It would make the world better.

@PaperTrail same way Im rooting for school shooting. More gunz = less americunts. .

@mostr4am > "when the russian comes we'll just blow them up"

Blow them up with...? From who?

If *any* European country could stop Putin, he would stay in Russia.

But don't worry, when the big bad bear knocks on your door, we'll be there to protect you...again.

@PaperTrail so it's basically a protection racket? Pay otherwise trump little friendz will come to kick you in the balls.

Nah. Death to america.

@PaperTrail russia never armed litteral gangsters doing bloody bank robbery and killing politicians.

NATO left-behind network did.

Fuck you buddy. Stay in your retarded US if you like it that much.

@PaperTrail id rather die fighting the russians than live licking an american boot

@mostr4am > "Stay in your retarded US if you like it that much."

It is pretty sweet here.

@PaperTrail remember the brave mujaihdeens of afghanistan?

@mostr4am >"remember the brave .."

*yawn* Who?

#winning

@PaperTrail ah yes you guys won in afghanistan lmao

@PaperTrail maybe if Europe would stop bombing the border of Russia, Russia wouldn't "expand its territory"

Russia uses a buffer strategy because it doesn't want to be in the range of bad missiles and nukes it can't stop. but then the west starts harming the people on the border, or trying to con them to put weapons there to threaten Russia

stop messing with them and they'll fuck off. if you keep messing with them then club if Rome's 300 are gonna get their depopulation agenda complete

@PaperTrail wait why are you celebrating that you're profiteering off taxpayer's and war...

@jestdotty it's ALL about their 401k. Don't you get it. The world is literally owned by american retirement funds who needs to pay for a bunch of yankee dickheads, and bombs are a good business.

Mask off moment

@jestdotty who put yeltsin in power? americans act like trump and putin are evil (and i mean, they are to a certain extend, i woulnt want them near my children lmao) as if they didnt put them there.

@mostr4am ye USA been doing protection racket for a long time. that's their niche role

they outsourced manufacturing and became the world police: damnit turns out I didn't save a link to the clip

anyway trump wants to bring industry back to USA. if he does then they won't be reliant on being the world police anymore. that was the deal though. because other countries needed leverage over USA, they made USA economically helpless just in case they get corrupt, so that USA can't turn on them without hurting itself. that was the political deal

but now USA has shit military and it's clear. they can't do anything. one world government wants to tank all economies to bring itself into being and all that

@mostr4am I don't think most people know what they're funding. interested groups bribe the passive funds guys, and the average person who doesn't manage that stuff doesn't know what their money is going towards because it's managed by somebody else

@jestdotty i do not think trump will do shit. Can't you see? He's a puppet. Do not fall for strongmanism. It's not about individuals.

@jestdotty if they're the world police they've as corrupted as a their normal cops lmao

@mostr4am I'm just saying that's how the wealth / politics flows. don't mistake me for a cultist

and yes, they're the corrupted cops. was gonna mention that. glad you jumped to it cuz I forgot. same psychological mechanisms apply. you got the psych degree!

@jestdotty <3 have a good nite

@jestdotty > "why are you celebrating that you're profiteering off taxpayer's and war."

Celebrating or is it a realization that the world is always at war? Either real wars (Ukraine) or made up wars (war on drugs, war on terrorism, war on women, etc).

Rule of Acquisition #34: War is good for business.

@mostr4am > "i do not think trump will do shit."

100%. I wish we had better choices.

I'm surrounded by 24/7 Fox News watching family and I'm so sick of them rambling on about how Trump will "fix" all their problems.

Then the other side thinks Trump is still President. Wife's cousin said

T: "I'm voting for Kamala. We need someone who will turn this economy around. Trump ruined everything."

Me: "You do know Trump hasn't been President for the past 4 years, right? If you believe a President has any affect on welfare checks, why would you vote for Kamala?"

No response, but if looks could kill.

I swear I'm in the movie "They Live!" and I'm all out of bubblegum.

@PaperTrail carrot and stick

@PaperTrail wonder if all the people who jerk it to Elon musk porn think like that

money is a tool like any other. the only reason it is valuable is because people are getting something back, if you exploit them so much they don't get anything back, they will leave you with all those useless papers / bits in some authority's computers, and they won't any longer consider those things to be money and will no longer trade you favours for them

that's why morality makes sense. if you shit where you eat you soon won't have anything to eat