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Lensflare1750985dWe told you like a hundred times that you should visit a doctor because of your stories about insane shitting.
But I’m sure it’s all fine. No need to worry. -
Tounai136385dWe cannot fix this bug here, please submit a ticket to a body engineer (sometimes called doctor).
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lungdart340985dBright red is nothing to worry about. Likely either a fissure or hemorrhoids.
Dark red or black is a more serious issue. That's old blood that came from inside your body. Pepto also makes your shit black, don't panic if you've taken that recently. -
asgs1127585dHave you consulted a Doctor yet? If not, it is high time
devRant is not going to help you or anyone whatsoever -
tosensei845385dremember the few hundred times i told you you should go see a doc...?
well, i just hope the last words you think of while you're bleeding to death out of your arse are "i told you so" -
jeeper580965d@b2plane you need to get it looked at by a doc. Could be anything from too rough tp to fatal
never thought this would happen to me, but some would say it was inevitable, but i just shitted and when i turned around, Blood was everywhere.
what the fuck!!!
this shit has never happened to me before. why did i just shit fucking blood bro??
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