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rudinskiz
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client cto: "SOMEBODY COMPROMISED YOUR KEY!!!! IT SHOWS SOMEBODY LOGGED IN TO DEVOPS GUY'S ACCOUNT USING KALI LINUX!!!!! HERE ARE THE LOGS!!!!"

the logs: *show an ip address*

the ip address: *ip address of the office*

devops guy: *actually uses kali linux*

not really a rant, just found it funny

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  • 7
    the opposite is much worse.

    *sees database instance connected directly to a Chinese IP, sending 120 MB/s of data out*

    "Nah, it's probably that devops guy using a vpn or something"
  • 1
    @kiki ""Nah, it's probably that devops guy using a vpn or something"

    How do you say vpn in chinese?

    vē-ˌpē-ˈen
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