My coffee machine broke D:

upgrade to a french press. those are durable AF _and_ make delicious coffee.

congrats! time to quit this drug.

@mostr4am sorry, but no. nothing beats a good _cold brew_

and moka (as in "product of a bialetti" - not as in "mokka") is just third-rate espresso for people who don't own a real espresso machine.

Have you tried threatening it?

@mostr4am when i want to drink a hot beverage, i'm interested in the hot beverage at hand, not its history.

@tosensei French presses are rad. Coupled with some freshly ground coffee, holyyyy

@mostr4am Yummy Panzerschokolade 😋

@mostr4am no, the taste comes from the composition of chemicals hitting your sensory organs.

what the history _does_ affect is your sense of appreciation. and if you're _that_ kind of pretentious snob, then yes, that might affect your perception. placebo is a strong thing, after all.

@tosensei Bro is tasting history 💀

@mostr4am my favorite tea is ground Tutankhamun. 1323 BC was a good year.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?