What would be this in your (programming) language?

while(this.IsDrunk)
//if(this.ShouldDance)
this.Dance();

bool should_dance(int drunk_rating) {
if (drunk_rating < 1); {
return true;
}
return false;
}

// yes, this should be:
// return (drunk_rating < 1);
// but that ruins the joke.

if (you.alcoholIntake > you.tolerance)
{
you.dance(true);
}

go_ahead_and_dance if user.drunk?

:) see how beautiful that shit was?

DoSth();
CheckIfUserCanDoSth();
DoSthAgainRegardles();

Not the language idiocy per se, but sth a coworker of mine did..

!canDance =/> !shouldDance

Look, I like because it challenges me. It's fun yknow, there are a lot of different solutions but taking different paths require different sacrifices. Not everyone knows about closures. Not everyone knows how to use an IIFE. There are a lot of parts of JavaScript that are complicated but don't need to be. It is one of those languages where it is weird but not necessarily wrong.

I love JavaScript because it was developed in 10 days and has been sensationalized across the world - it is the language of internetwork human interaction

@Crazed uhm. Did you wander into the wrong rant?

@Root it appears to be so. I read "what is your favorite programming language"; I attribute that to the vodka needed to deal with JavaScript. It's a love/hate relationship

me = hooman(social=0.1)

while me.drunk():
if me.canDance():
me.doDance()
else:
me.doDance()
me.addItem(tequila=1)

prototyp (tanzen)
neueVariable (ichbetrunken = "ja")

leer tanzen
anfang
schreiben ("TANZ TANZ TANZ")
ende

haupt
anfang
wenn (ichbetrunken == "ja")
anfang
aufrufen(tanzen)
ende
ende

Just because you can't manage memory doesn't mean you shouldn't.

-c

Dance anyway :)

@linuxer4fun y u do dis

@Krokoklemme no hurt you

function dance(){
try{
dance();
}catch(Exception $e){
dance();
}
}

If isdrunk() then dance() else dance() end

isDrunk ? dance() : chillAndWatchOthersDance()

public class NightOut
{
private int drunkThreshold
{ get; set; }
private int alcoholUnitsConsumed
{ get; set; }

public NightOut(int _drunkThreshold)
{
this.alcoholUnitsConsumed = 0;
this.drunkThreshold = _drunkThreshold;
}

private void GoToBar()
{
this.alcoholUnitsConsumed++;
}

private void Dance()
{
//todo
}

public void HaveNightOut()
{
while(this.alcoholUnitsConsumed < this.drunkThreshold)
{
this.GoToBar();
}

this.dance();
}
}

public class Program
{
new NightOut(3).HaveNightOut()
}