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What a great way to start your day and begin your fucking 2018

The cat just pissed on my laptop (it’s a macbook air)

Wet af

Stink af

Dried the fucking wet stink af laptop

It still works

But the fans gone crazy and slow af

Trying to reset the smc stuff

Nothing changes, still retarded

I want to open the bottom case but i dont have the screw driver

With its fucking limited 128gb storage i store my shits in cloud storages like google drive, dropbox and mega and my projects are stored in bitbucket so nothing to lose

Me : 1 vs Cat : 1

To my beloved cat:
I work hard using this damn laptop to provide food and home for you and you just take a piss on it.

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  • 44
    Lesson: Cats are bastards
  • 10
    😂😂😂 Sorry, @falmesino, it's just 😂😂😂 so damn funny.

    Cat prolly just went about its business after potty-break.

    😼
  • 9
    @PerfectAsshole this is a perfect example of “learn the hard way” about cats

    @saintograph right now the cat is busy planning the next step to conquer the world after declaring war against capitalism symbolically 🤣
  • 19
    Did you air dry it?

    *badumtsi*
  • 9
    Hahaha dude.. I am sorry for laughing at this but this is funny 😂
  • 5
    Write more PHP magic function 😎
  • 12
    Yeah, cat's don't give a fuck.
    I wish more people were like cats.
    I wish I was like cats.
    Meow.
  • 11
    @whatevel you want to piss on macbooks?
  • 20
    @stevenliemberg tell me a reason not to :D
  • 7
    Is a little kitteh? Who doesn't know where to pee? Or an experienced one who wknows what it's doing and you just managed it to piss off somehow?
    😂😂😂😂😂😇 Sorry, but best rant so far!
  • 7
    I feel you!
    My kid bro used my new laptop as a bat and smashed its screen!

    There's a 3D detail oriented graphic design on it!
    Great start for a new year 2018!
    HAPPY NEW YEAR PEOPLE!
  • 6
    Don't worry, it's just a Mac 😏😜
  • 6
    even your cat knows MacBook is shit ;)
  • 2
    That's a pretty self explanatory tag
  • 2
    @falmesino it's not advisable to either hair-dry, ore "rice dry" electronics.

    Something will always stay behind that then slowly kills you Maschine.
    #if you are unlucky.

    Do you want a chance of being unlucky?

    Do you want to someday, have a bad day because your mbAir doesn't turn on anymore?

    you should take the MacBook air to a proper repair place where they can clean it.

    It will cost you a bit because of the cat piss, but much less in case of sudden death after a while.
    #much less then replacing the MacBook.

    They just need to throw it into their ultrasonic cleaner. That's pretty much everything.

    If you want proper advice on this, take a look at Louis Rossmann on YouTube.

    Good luck
  • 3
    Sorry to hear about your incident. My comment is more on the preventive aspect so it doesn't happen again, hopefully. My cat used to cause similar issues. Her litter box was in the basement and my office is upstairs. After purchasing a second litter box, to keep upstairs, ai noticed her habits have improved substantially... Good Luck with your laptop
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