The time a client compared me to an abortion for charging him a £10 monthly hosting fee...

True, the idea is still the same though really. And yes definitely, why do so many clients expect web devs to suck up their startup costs on their behalf? They don't seem to understand we are running a business too!

Ask him if he wanna give you his first-born child after a year 🤔

@Alice 😁 yeah I also meant that. If he is not willing to pay his business after one year, he shouldn't ask someone's service for free. 🤔

Sounds like his child has little chance to become successful, this is why I am pro-choise!

Pls tell me you posted a fitting reply that will shut up his fucking mouth that he will never dare to say that again.

He's so fucking selfish!

But the business is born

@Gobbas postnatal abortion

@stevenliemberg I read postanal abortion and like wtf 🤯

I would tell him that he should get some money before founding a Startup

Did you inform him of your business model up front?

i think these guys are called idiots

Ask him for 51% of company instead

I fucking hate degenerates that capitalize random letters!

Would you prefer bring ejected instead?

Hey maybe he will give you some exposure. I hear you can use it at Walmart now.

At best, he accused you of malpraxis.

Comparing initial operating costs/investment with an abortion... I have my doubts he'll even read the 6 month milestone. Oh well, wish him luck.

Tell him that this is the money for his child's (business) nourishment so that it can grow to become a man and unborn child requires much better care

Oi. I'd drop them like a bad habit and focus on the clients who actually do business. This sounds like the kind of client no one needs where every payment is a fight and they will never be pleased. 🙄 Time to move on. Better opportunities await.