The three things that are always there for you:
1. God
2. Parents
3. StackOverflow

@IllSlapU Damm, that comment!! Totally annihilate this post. xD

And all three of them will send you to Hell if you screw up 😂

Nothing in this post is true. God doesn't exist, for example.

totally with @IllSlapU on this one. I am a bit more trusting in StackOverflow but damn, parents are one walking failure sometimes.

Not everyone above 18 who bore a child has automatically any kind of useful knowledge or logic thinking...

1) No.
2) No. I disowned mine for being horrible and abusive pieces of shit.
3) No. I find it kind of useless.

I think it should've been "Floor"

"If you fall, I'll always be there for you"
- Floor

@byte Person who has never been on acid spotted.

1. No
2. ...most of the time it's not better than a rubber duck
3. Depends on the languages you need help with

@filthyranter Now I think I need a rubber duck xD

1. Me
2. Myself
3. Your Sister
4. Heroine