Guys what should I get my wife for her birthday? What about a monkey? https://exoticanimalsforsaleonline.net/...

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antigermgerm

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jestdotty

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23h

yes.

they do have a tendency of eating people's faces tho

so maybe get a smol one

they might also throw poop

on the other hand... you probably would be able to teach them to pickpocket for you...
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antigermgerm

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22h

LOOOK THE MONKEY IS HUGGIN THE CAT

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Demolishun

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22h

I thought that is what she got when she married you? I don't know if a monkey is more entertaining than backflips to get out clothes.
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We3D

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22h

@jestdotty like these size? my gf would love to have such or similar finger monkey
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We3D

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22h

personally think sugar gliders are more entertaining or those bouncy little creatures whose name I can't remember
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MammaNeedHummus

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20h

Idk OP she's your GF the act of choosing what to get on is the point.

Tired tism response:
Make her something that makes her appreciate investing her time in knowing you
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jestdotty

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17h

weasels are cute AF. live like 2-4 years. oddly not legal everywhere as pets
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retoor

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12h

Omg, a monkey? She can pull the racism card on you. Do you remember the shirt "Coolest monkey in school?". It costed the hema (or c&a?) a few stores. Give a degoe.
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retoor

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12h

@We3D i',m not a monkey fan but that one is AMAZING! Why didn't god make those :(
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retoor

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11h

@We3D bouncy little creatures -> squirrels! Axolotl's if you throw hard enough.
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antigermgerm

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@Demolishun why not both?
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antigermgerm

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9h

@MammaNeedHummus it's only a joke im not importing an exotic animal to live in my flat, poor thing. A normal cat from the shelter will do

Beside i'm broke as shit :3
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antigermgerm

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9h

@retoor i miss ducks.

Ducks are the coolest, i loved their enthousiasm when they run to the pond and almost stamp eachother.
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retoor

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8h

@antigermgerm how the fuck can you be broke.
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We3D

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8h

@retoor found them. galagos is their name and I love the way they move
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antigermgerm

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5h

@retoor We have to pay 45% income tax since that time some idiot crashed a 1-billion a piece F-35 fighter plane during an exercise
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antigermgerm

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5h

@We3D aren't they the ones fucking each other to solve conflicts?

They're my spirit animals. That's why I'm so aggressive all the time
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We3D

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4h

@antigermgerm really, they do that, tbh I don't know much about them, but every time I see one online makes me wanna see them in person more and more =]

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Guys what should I get my wife for her birthday? What about a monkey? https://exoticanimalsforsaleonline.net/...

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Guys what should I get my wife for her birthday?

What about a monkey?

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