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740027807yOn my first day at work the first thing I saw was a sign “Please don't use this elevator. It gets stuck sometimes”. The next day the sign was gone. I'm still not sure about this elevator
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Office building has two, big one and small one..the big one constantly gets stuck at lvl4, nobody knows why..and sometimes it just drops to the basement from level floor..
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@PonySlaystation yeah, I have hate/love relationship with them. Usually is just hate hate, but now I love the lightshow!!
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When I was backpacking, I stayed in one hostel, on the elevator door there was poster saying, this elevator is no slow, it is just relaxed!
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On monday I went to some medical center & the elevator talked!!! O.O so awesoooomeee!!
We are on first floor, going up... -
@irene they are talking!!! Ofc!! O.O
I hate them (scared, a bit claustrophobic), but they iz doing me a fascinate 😇 -
& yes, I'm like a little kid with this.. I'm guessing this is my coping mechanism..elevators talking & changing colours & going beep beep beeep are not so scarry anymore..
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@yendenikhil fetish & elevators in the same sentence sound nasty o.O like the ones in my hometown when you never knew if you'll step in piss..:/ so yeah, nice new clean beeping colourc hanging elevators are awesome!!
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@sladuled not nasty, I was curious and looked up the definition (
an inanimate object worshipped for its supposed magical powers or because it is considered to be inhabited by a spirit.) And started laughing 😊 -
@yendenikhil lol
& regarding me being fun..wait till you get stuck in one with me and 10 other guys breathing MY air.. I guarantee you that it won't be fun.. o.o -
@sladuled o.O
Haha.. I make the worse jokes and small talks in elevator, and I leave swiftly. So if I get stuck, oh my, it would be, interesting to say the least
🤣🤣🤣
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OMG! !rant!!!!
I already ranted about the elevator at home being stoooopid for opening doors on way up when you wanna go down..
But our work elevator is awesome!
I figured today that I can play with the authorisation light with the chip for the home elevator.. so from orange to green (work card) to red (home chip) to green to red... OMG!!! Awesome!!
Also the look of horror on coworker's face was priceless (work elevators have a tendency to malfunction as it is, without me playing with them)!!! xD xD xD
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