I've been on devRant long enough that I'm getting familiar with some of the more frequent ranters here. I imagine it's been done before, but I'd like to put some faces to the names.

So post them mugs in here, fellas!

Here's me with my daughter (turns 1 next week!), taken last Saturday.

@Alice Yeah she's adorable! Don't get me started posting her pictures! Lol

One more:

Mugshot working on our flying IOT thingy

@alice as I said

@donnico I love quad copters! Wtf happened to the arm of that chair? Lol

@Gogeta70 Heavy men playing with tiny drones. That chair survived a lot of beating

@Zennoe Flying :) Can't say more for now, but we will go open source on a part of the project soon most probably

@donnico "Heavy men playing with tiny drones" sounds like a band name 😂

@SpaceBearOne March 28th

You don't know me but maybe one day I won't know me either and we can connect on that

O hai it's linuxxx 😊

@linuxxx Nice! I like your headphones, they look sturdy. I snapped the headband on my last pair 😣

@Gogeta70 If I break anything, I just have to order a new part for freeeee! I pay 5 euro a month for them :)

I am on the left

@fun2code Calm, no... She runs around all over! Lol but she doesn't cry much. Very happy baby.

@Gogeta70
GB by any chance?

Im sober on this one

@Linux GB?

@CoffeeNcode Even if i try to look cool i fail, so id rather do my best to look like a weirdo :P

Me, with my hair in a ponytail.

@CoffeeNcode yurds it is, will always be :)

@AlgoRythm most of the time im the white guy, my inner rubber chicken surfaces now and then

@AlgoRythm is that some prototype of a rubber bra hanging above your head?

@rasm945i Shark jaw.

Hey, @EmptyStack here!! By the way @Gogeta70, your daughter is so adorable!!

Me and my sweethearts Roxie and Estella

@CoffeeNcode we need to add snakes to avatar builder now
@dfox

@EmptyStack Thanks! 😊

Me in a kangaroo onesie three years ago

It's me, if you guys know me by my handle....

Reporting for face reveal duty.

I wonder how long before someone else offers a similar thread with nudes :)

@SheShell Holy mother of ****** you're beautiful! 😯

Me again.

Now I am starting to think that I should have posted the pic for which my nickname was created 🤔

@Haxk20

Thanks man. Where do I come for the party?? 😅

@Haxk20

Best party ever. 😊

I don't look great while I'm on the pooper. Anyway, I could feel the disappointment from @AlexDeLarge last time I mentioned this. So here's a picture of me on the pooper at work 😂

@AlexDeLarge haha, I think it was on your own" post an image of yourself rant" long ago. And thanks :) it's not everyday I hear that

@Floydian what were you squeezing with your left hand that caused your toes to curl like that? 😎

@CoffeeNcode that's a nice looking (Olive?) Python. I'm guessing a little over 2yrs old?

@aaxa I think for some people here, at least it is for me, pooper time = devrant time

Yo it’s me...

@AlexDeLarge yoooo I'm from Ontario

I don’t usually look that sullen. But I do usually have my headphones if I’m out and about / coding 👍

And that’s Wisbech, England. Our buildings are older than your country.

#sorryaboutit

(Also, fun fact, our castle had the gunpowder conspirators locked up there)

@AlexDeLarge I don't know why, but on that image you look like someone I'd want to hug 🤔

And for a fun side of me, here I am smoking a “cigarette” out the window in a pikachu onesie.

I’m still mad the ex got his onesie in the divorce.

Yep, just as I expected. @sheshell posts an attractive picture of herself, and a bunch of creepers pile on, prompting her to remove it.

This is a big reason a lot of women stay out of tech.

@AlexDeLarge Idk i don't measure often but I think I'm slowly gaining weight 😅

@bahua Are you referring to me?

@AlexDeLarge 😂 not that I would ever do it to a stranger

@linuxxx

I almost commented at you last night. It's not cool, man. You may intend to just be trying to compliment someone, but it's really aggressive, and makes all but the most extroverted people very uncomfortable.

@bahua I really don't understand what I said wrong according to you? At least over here it's quite normal to say this if you mean it.

I said I thought she was pretty, sorry but I don't see that as a creep move. Sorry if I made her feel uncomfortable but this is a normal thing where I grew up.

@SheShell apologies if I made you feel uncomfy but I've never gotten that kind of feedback by expressing my opinion if finding someone pretty 😰

@AlexDeLarge It's a normal and socially acceptable thing where I live and grew up so idk what to say. Hell I've been called pretty while being introverted but I don't get what's wrong with that.

I called Alice pretty on my own thread, no negative feedback on that one?!

@AlexDeLarge @bahua If I'd make a whole case out of it and would keep on commenting about it and ask her for contact details etc, yeah I'd find that creepy but simply calling someone pretty (she said thanks so I assumed it to be all good) is a perfectly normal thing in my world.

@AlexDeLarge

No, I know he didn't mean any harm. Intent is irrelevant. She's not a model, and isn't on devrant to show off her appearance. She's here, presumably, because she likes the discourse about tech-related topics, as we all do.

@linuxxx

I've been to Europe many times and I know that telling a stranger on the internet that you think she looks holy shit gorgeous is just as unwelcome there as it is in the US.

And if you disagree, ask yourself why she took it down.

@SheShell

Apologies if my comment also made you feel uncomfortable. There wasn't even the slightest intention of creeping you out. I have even deleted my comment.

@bahua Well, I get your point but I also called Alice pretty and even two guys in my own thread, no negative feedback from anyone there so although I get the point, I apologized to @SheShell as I didn't mean to uncomfort her but I've called more people (including guys) pretty on the Internet and never got negative feedback on it (other way around as well) do idk what to say, just saying it as a compliment in this context has been, for as I've not had any negative feedback about it in my entire life, okay enough.

@SheShell Thanks! That was a nerve wrecking moment for me.

Also, although I perfectly understand standing up for someone with stuff like sexual intimidations, be very careful with who you accuse and of what. I've been a safeguardian/admin of a chatroom with many girls who dealt with sexual harassment (it was my job to keep any abusivs/harmful people out) so yeah I know damn well how/what around this stuff.

Always check with the person you're protecting if it's valid except for when it's very fucking obvious!

@Condor

The fact that such a personal assessment can be unwelcome is reason enough to avoid making it. The fact that the women involved today are cool with it doesn't make it okay.

I wanna say my two cents: I am very sad :( because @AlexDeLarge did not say that I am a pretty!

Also on a more serious note I would like to quote my boss : ehi ehi easy now, take a chill pill.

Because a funny post became an headache and a loop of apologies.

Not good!

@Gogeta70 nice picture.

@AlexDeLarge there is no such a thing as too many compliments to an Italian guy 😇

@AlexDeLarge where in Ontario? I live in an area south of Toronto.

@bahua here in Canada it is perfectly normal to let someone know that they look nice.

@drekhi12 Thanks ☺

@Alice shhh! My wife is dangerous! 😱🤣

@SheShell Latter part of which comment? 😅

My most recent picture.

@Gerrymandered would it hurt if I removed that mask?

@Brolls nope

//edit: that picture was taken post extraction of wisdom teeth

@Gerrymandered I was really hoping for a “it would be extremely painful... for you!” response.

Ya let yaself down.

@DefiniteGoose

Nude pics are not allowed on devrant I guess.

@Alice

Why?

@Alice
You want goose boob reveal?

@DefiniteGoose
Thread turning really NSFW.

@DefiniteGoose

Your search history would be really awkward. Hope you use ddg, otherwise people at google would be traumatized.

You can either find me like this

Or like this

@Alice

I am with you in this movement. ✌️

And, if you’re lucky, you might see me like this ( or lurk in https://i.bratteng.xyz (disturbing images may occur) )

@Alice @bitsnpieces does this count? https://i.bratteng.xyz/tic.tac.toe....

@ChainsawBaby

Disclaimer: I dont promote sending dick pics at all. Totally against it.

This is actually a very innovative way of sending dick pics if anyone really wants to. Send a link to the pic and tell it upfront that its a dick pic. If the other person really wants to see it, they will open it. Freedom of choice without violating any human rights. Win win win situation.

You scared me, I thought there were a dick pic there. But now there is.

https://i.bratteng.xyz/dick.jpg Warning, hairy dick

@ChainsawBaby

I was scared to open the file named dick.jpg, but when I did I was literally lol.

Also, you have someone's nudes in there. Is it supposed to be there??

@bitsnpieces do you mean gt.png? Well, yeah, It's what I refer to as great tits. Everything that's in there has it's purpose, because at one point it has been sent to someone

@ChainsawBaby

Does the person whose "gt" it is knows that you have put it there and made it public? Because that is illegal mostly everywhere.

@bitsnpieces I highly doubt it, but found it on a porn site, so meh

@Alice yours?

@Alice damn, I was going to ask for photographic evidence 😢

@Alice ask her, “ChainsawBaby is wondering if my tits are great”

@Alice I do also think my tits are great, but that might be a bad thing. But they're shrinking, so that's good

@Brolls It's okay, I got the batman reference :)

That's me in the last in blue t-shirt.

She is so cute! @Gogeta70

And this is me and my little one.

@Zennoe I highly doubt it, but found it on a porn site

@Zennoe plastic surgery is quite advanced today. So yeah, you can get a body like that.

@Zennoe well, just been at the range, 230 of 250 points on my 3rd time shooting aint that bad

@brunofontes Adorable!

@brunofontes Thanks! Your daughter is adorable too :)

That's me and my family, having a winter picknick 8) I think it was about 5° (Celsius, not Kelvin). It was quite warm being in the sun though.

That's me right now, on my way to a job interview 8)

me and 1 of my daughters having fun =)

@ramen

But this is how you looked last night.

@bitsnpieces brutal

@Floydian I literally asked my sister and she was like "well that's nice and a nice compliment!" and then I said what happened and she was like "you got accused of WHAT for that?!?! No that's very normal here... 😯"

Anyways I was glad to hear that from her as she is very "protective" on that one :)

@rookiemaverick Did you just assume my orientation of left or right?

Mario looks a lot different from my childhood. 😂

@Gogeta70 I believe it's your daughter's birthday today. (At least it's 28 Mar here in India). Could you wish her for me?

@silverstar Indeed it is her birthday today! I'll let her know that she's so cute that even random people on the internet wish her a happy birthday 😄

Fun fact: She was born on 3-28 @ 04:28 in the morning 😎

@notroot You look sad. I bet it's because you're not root.

@Alice @CoffeeNcode I'm in love !

@notroot with all the ++ I just got from you, I think that applies to me too?

@ChainsawBaby 😁

@notroot didn’t even know I had that many rants 😂

@Gogeta70 send her a happy birthday from us!! :)

@brunofontes I will, thank you 😊

I’m new here, but am loving it so far!

@TheTylerJP Dude, you look like a Bond villain! Badass

@Gogeta70 that’s the best compliment I’ve ever received haha Thanks dude!
To bad I’m 5’ nothing 😂

@TheTylerJP That's alright, villains are judged by the size of their cajones, height is mostly irrelevant 😉

@Gogeta70 True. It doesn't stop Al Pacino to play a mean motherfucker 8)

@bahua I think you’re the one being the asshole by assuming that the women on here can’t speak up for themselves if they have an issue with something.

The only negativity in this thread is the negativity you created.

@SSDD

Who did I call an asshole? I made no assumptions about any women, nor did I make any attempt to speak for them.

Might want to keep your projections to yourself, there, killer.

Where is this @SheShell photo everyone's talking about ?!?

@notroot Apparently she delete it.

@SheShell Hey.. nice dog .. !! 😁😁 It helps you while coding ? It's got a name ?

@Gogeta70 You mean he would look like Dave Bautista in Spectre with some modifications .. 😅😅😂😂

@SheShell How about bash?
I think you get it.

@SheShell it don't matter which shell you name it. And yes I'm aware of zsh. The OMG zsh theme works well.

@Floydian @SheShell is from the same country :P

This was a day or two before I got a haircut. Now I'm even uglier

@julianmd I bet you look like a convict now. Or a soldier, ready for code battle 8)

@FunkDelegate You be the judge!

@julianmd Well, you don't look like a convict. More like a crook that hasn't been convicted yet 😁

@SheShell She sells Z-Shells by the sea shore?

By the way, to everyone who wished her a happy birthday... I got her a Minnie Mouse doll. She hugged it and gave me a huge smile when I gave it to her. And she got a whole cake to herself! So I think she had fun :)

This thread is a rollercoaster.

Seriously.

Also, @SheShell, just tagging you here again to scare you a bit :D

@Condor I read condom on your screenshot at first sight and I was thinking it would be a great name for a firewall

It's the birthday of my son today. He's 3y old now 😍

A few days ago, my 5y old daughter has got a rubber duck dress 8)

@FunkDelegate She's very cute! I guess programmers make cute kids lol

@Gogeta70 thx m8. She's very intelligent, which is a blessing and a bit of a problem. When she freaks out, 90% of the time it's my own or my wife's fault <^_^')

@Condor hahahaha That's just perfect!

@FunkDelegate she is so cute! Send her my happy birthday!

@brunofontes It's my son's birthday. But I'll send her your wishes in August 8)

@FunkDelegate hahahah sorry, I misunderstood. Send him my happy birthday!

But send my happy birthday to her on August anyway! Hahahaahahhah

@TheTylerJP is this you? xD

230 comments and it stayed civil, funny, cute, and not boring. Nowhere else this happens!

I don't think I've seen a longer comment thread here other than this on devRant...

Yep, it's been a constant source of notifications for a while now :p

@CoffeeNcode There already is such a feature :)

@aaxa oh man, you saved my screen from a lot of swipes

@Alice ayeee, your Avatar is back. Nice 😊

(breaking the silence, assuming you came here clicking the "one or more new comments on a rant you commented on" notif)

@CozyPlanes and I feel duped!

@SheShell y u delete!?

@fuck2code your mom

@fuck2code 1v1 me

@fuck2code RuneScape

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