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				 gorsamp18968yMy most successful ice breaker was walking up to a heat lamp and saying "I am a lizard." gorsamp18968yMy most successful ice breaker was walking up to a heat lamp and saying "I am a lizard."
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				 gorsamp18968y@notroot no we talked for 30 minutes but I was on drugs so quite blind to my luck until the next day. She turned to her friend and said él es guapo but I did not give it a single thought at the time gorsamp18968y@notroot no we talked for 30 minutes but I was on drugs so quite blind to my luck until the next day. She turned to her friend and said él es guapo but I did not give it a single thought at the time
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				 gorsamp18968y@Floydian I have lizards, they need heat lamps. I walked up to the human heat lamp and... gorsamp18968y@Floydian I have lizards, they need heat lamps. I walked up to the human heat lamp and...  
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				 gorsamp18968y@Floydian the girl did not understand either, but her asking me what the hell I was talking about was the beginning of an enjoyable conversation gorsamp18968y@Floydian the girl did not understand either, but her asking me what the hell I was talking about was the beginning of an enjoyable conversation
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				@Floydian is it really that hard to get a girl to respond? Just choke her to death and she will give her maximum to respond lmao
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				 hanuor16608y@Floydian Yup. Well what happened was : hanuor16608y@Floydian Yup. Well what happened was :
 
 Me (got excited whenI came across the fact that there are only 5 flavors as I'm a caffeine fanatic):
 "Hey, do you know......of coffee"
 
 Her(with a stupid grin): No but speaking of coffee, when are you going to have one with me.
 
 Me(dumbstruck, i wasn't able to utter another word after that) :
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				 hanuor16608y@Floydian Apparently she did. hanuor16608y@Floydian Apparently she did.
 I got lucky I guess ;)
 Plus she's my colleague. So she knows a bit about me.
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				 hanuor16608y@Floydian @Root Well two reasons: hanuor16608y@Floydian @Root Well two reasons:
 1. I was in shock (the situation escalated quickly)
 2. I was broke af
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				 hanuor16608yI got another one for you guys: hanuor16608yI got another one for you guys:
 
 Disclaimer: I tried this with a different girl (who turns out to be my crush(now ex)). And because there was an audience at the scene, she didn't actually reply, but she blushed HARD.
 
 Me: Hey, you know me? My name is Hanuor one.
 
 She: Hi!
 She: Oh
 She: I'm sorry, what's the one for?
 
 Me: Oh nothing. It's just that I'm the one for you.
 
 Man! It was fantastic!
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