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  • 10
    3. -Profit
  • 8
    1 and 3 conflict here 😂
  • 5
    You should consider another order :D
    As 50 Cent would say: "Homie, you hustlin' backwards if you chasin' a bitch.
    Stupid, chase the paper, they come with the shit." 😁
  • 0
    Why there is ??? between girlfriend and profit °°
  • 0
    Line 1: previous definition of your money here.
  • 0
    No it's not
  • 0
    Unless #2 == “redefine your concept of profit to a non monetary measure” then I’m just echoing all the previous comments that this is the exact opposite of what you can expect to happen.
  • 2
    Sudo apt-get install girlfriend
  • 1
    Gone there, married her, no financial profit yet.
  • 2
    @starwatcher Girlfriend is a licensed package and requires a subscription. You can purchase an Indy Dev subscription for $5,000/month.
  • 0
    2. Sell girlfriend

    2.5 maybe break even

    2.7 invest in bitcoin
  • 1
    @iamroot
    2.8) watch bitcoin drop for miles again
    2.9) cry 😭
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