- Boss: Why are you laughing so much secretly, this is not professional

- Me: Oh sorry, I am listening to the radio while I am working

Truth: I am reading wk101 rants, I can't bear

for a lazyDev, you have a lot to read. and ya this week rants are funny XD

"This is not professional"
Fuck yourself. Fuck your understanding for being a professional, for having a sense of humour, for being not a Fucking robot.
Who says that professional people are not allowed to laugh? Who taught you that, you dickhead?!