So I added
alias please=sudo
to my ~/.bashrc
so I can be more polite to my computer

I did alias fucking=sudo, I feel the power now.

I have both please and fucking as aliases.

Update:

I'm slowly getting aggressive as Ubuntu still doesn't find the new version 18.04 so I'm probably gonna switch to "fucking" or "bloody". :D

@ritzing
alias bork=echo 😂🐕

Omg this is so cool, gonna try this alias on my servers too 😂

$ pacman -Syu
error: you cannot perform this operation unless you are root.
$ please !!

@undefinedUser "You are not in the fuckers file. This incident will be reported."

Pro tip:

alias please="sudo !!"

@ls-la I didn't know about the !! shortcut to execute the last line. Thanks, TIL.

Please kill 12345
Hmm.. it does actually sound a bit better this way. But, as many already suggested, why not go full Samuel L. Jackson mode?
Fucking kill 12345
You could also alias shit=!!
So you could go like:
Fucking shit to do the last command with sudo. :)

@gamingfail123 you can force it to upgrade from the terminal or if you have a Ubuntu 18.04 install USB there is an option to upgrade your existing install on that.