Many can relate. 🤔

I worked with a project manager (when I was a localization engineer) that loved to do that.

She:
3PM: Hey, I need this task here (8h+ of work) today.

Me:
11PM: Here, I just finished.
...
11:30PM: are you still there?

Next day:

She:
11AM: thank you, I am going to take a look on this today and get back to you. Don't you want to QA your own work this afternoon?

I relate more to this than my own family.

more like: Me: fuck off, no you don't... If you want it faster you will have to pay me more ;)

I need A Sacrifice As Payment

Charge the urge

Bends the laws of time again. Smother the client as a baby.

Asap

Means this can wait for a Week Maximum

Old Siemens wisdom

Bends reality for the project to exist!!

"So it's finally done! I'm exited to show you wha--"

"Yeah so we made a few changes, and decided to scrap a few features from the original design."

😳🔫