My CV is done.
I listened to some hints, removed some of the childish and selfish texts and I am in this place, do you have any tips?
Yes, I put those photos specially

Dude, your domain is not registered

Honestly, I don't like the photos you've chosen. I've seen people doing that on LinkedIn, too. It's too Facebook-y.

Kudos on the SEO, though. I still don't to know how to do that. I'd love to.

@telephantasm so I'll change that photos later and replace one with my DevRant pfp
@stacked I know, that's just sample domain name, I'll buy other one soon

I must say, my dude, i like your style! Good luck with your job applications!

@telephantasm
it's not an actual google search!

I like it
clever design

@tinybyte HOLY!

Then you hand it to a recruiter who just copy paste the text into a Word document.

Neat. And put the link in your profile

@tinybyte @KennyTheBard thank you guys!

I would invite you to an interview. Are you near Hamburg maybe?

nm, poland. I see.

I wouldn't post such personal data on a publicly accessible platform...

@DataJockey I'll be in Hamburg soon, but if you want, scan QR code, here's a real number to me 😃

@PonySlaystation yeah, some of that data are fake, like my birthday, education, and my social media accounts aren't secret so...and on my GitHub is my real name and surname, and only 'personal real info' is my phone number in that QR code, and only city name, Gdańsk, sooo....

@RootPixl never mind, Google has all your personal data anyway and so does @theNSA thanks to generous Google data sharing partnership. 😄

@PonySlaystation then, if you can just Google my all personal data, and anyone's personal data, that's no problem with telling someone somewhere in the internet about some of my personal data 🤔

Owo.. awesome. Share the template with us. Will you?

I'm now tempted to do this with DuckDuckGo.

@shahriyer yes, I will share a template with you

@Proximyst Good luck

@shahriyer I'll also share Facebook profile CV template (working on), Twitter CV template (working on), GitHub CV template (working on) and a cryptocurrency wallet to donate me if you want :3

@RootPixl The luck wasn't needed :p

@Proximyst niceee ❤

I think your CV will keep away some companies with dicks up their asses, as you not being professional or smth. Which I think it's a good thing, since it should filter out some companies you don't want to work for anyway.

Well done dude 😊
It's interesting

Personally as someone who frequently looks at resumes for my company, this would be a little too cute. But best of luck with your job search.

Looking good there! I hope you get some great interviews out of this.

It reminds me a bit of a business card I designed for a friend of mine.

And the front. For people who are interested.

We are not going to talke about that you are born at 9.11.2003.
Dude, you are like 15 years old. No one can hire you legally!
I've worked some freelance jobs at age of 16, so I can tell you, go work minor jobs at some freelance platform.

@nikdale aren't you allowed to work normal jobs in Germany beginning with age 14? I remember I started delivering newspapers with 13 (these microjobs are allowed) and working in a shop with 14

Looking to relocate to the SF Bay Area?! =}

@nikdale I'm 16yo, birthdate on CV is fake, because it's too personal to share in public
@TofuMonster Are you suggesting something? 🤔😏

• Claim to be UI/UX designer,
• Copy Googles'.

This is cool sure but I wouldn't use it for professional purposes... it's not professional and you just copied Google's style, if you really wanted to show off your skills, I suggest you to create an actual design or personal website (not copied).

Good luck with this Bing jon interview 😀

this is just brilliant