just dicked down my new hot brunette gf last night whole night and today morning. came back home and the first thing i do of course is fart a lot and start shitting

Yh that's what every guy thinks huh, dicked her down... But do you have any idea how boring most men are in bad actually? With a longer lasting partner is the best is my experience. One night stands are boring. It's not fun to do crazy stuff with a stranger because you have no comparison material with how the person normally is. Getting someone you know very well crazy, that's the best.

Long story short, there's a 70% chance she's bored an finishing herself off right now.

@retoor women orgasm is a myth darling. the WOKES made it up

@antigermgerm for many guys it is probably 😂 why do the wokies always scream like having the most brutal orgasms? I'm not worried about wokies. They don't fuck for climate. Natural selection on its finest. It's literally a problem solving itself.

@retoor I doubt she's finishing herself off. Given what we know about her taste in partners, she's probably gone out to give one of the local meth heads a rusty trombone.

Dicked her down to the paradise city.

Took me home to do my shitty.

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Need more clever lyrics here.

@Demolishun I'll need days to get this song out of my head now 😒