ohshit - Holy shit my wife is pregnant. - devRant

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kevbost

2546

10y

Congratulations!!!!
15

qwerty1337

1315

10y

How did that happen :O

congratulations :D
2

FelisPhasma

6183

10y

Gratz!
9

galaxyfinder1

299

10y

A new programmer coming!
Congratulations :)
18

burswag

927

10y

You didn't pull out?
47

demortes

991

10y

Your pointers created a memory leak. Congrats.
8

dasheck

183

10y

Is this considered a rant? Just aksing ;)
1

haabe

1401

10y

Congratulations!
35

Christine

2611

10y

Hopefully it's twins so you can do some AB testing
35

Christine

2611

10y

Should have been more careful with your data injection?
9

frozenjalepeno

1919

10y

@qwerty1337 you see it happens when a man and a women love each other.... Things happen....

Congrats!
34

kanduvisla

2332

10y

give this man a stress ball. he's gonna need it!
2

maximizer

925

10y

game over
13

masterbetty

114

10y

@qwerty1337 It's when you push one to many commits into the repo...
4

nblackburn

8643

10y

Congrats, it's great being a dad, you will be fine.
4

moort

4287

10y

@qwerty1337 they forgot to activate their firewall
2

suprano

3770

10y

Congratulations! Time to get those programming books ready.
10

thedev

1164

10y

you have a wife???😨😨😨
1

smaikap

210

10y

Congrats man, prepare yourself for sleepless nights...
1

beefo-11

306

10y

Congrats mate! :D
1

wildgoosecsharp

172

10y

congrats now enjoy your sleepless nights wont you ;)
6

mxdpeep

504

10y

is it a singleton? or are you planning on a factory??
11

bachmanity

321

10y

ctrl +z!

Just kidding, congrats!
2

deity

460

10y

@dasheck well I can't tell anyone I know. :p
3

Amitkumar

551

10y

do back it up on got in case you lose your local data(son) just kiddinggggg
3

thedev

1164

10y

@Amitkumar creepy
8

kamen

6774

10y

So it can be said that...

... a kid has been in development?
5

Communist

101

10y

Forgot to git pullout?
2

kevbost

2546

10y

@Communist ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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nothotdog

1416

10y

Uh oh. git reset --hard
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kevbost

2546

10y

Guys stoppp it's a good thing! Git push!
1

mxdpeep

504

10y

@gashadokuro Skynet
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bkrem

1268

10y

Try turning your wife off and then turning her on again to be sure
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deity

460

10y

Thanks for all of the congrats and weird comments. Love this community. She enjoyed reading them all. :)
2

kevinjan

258

10y

you finally commit...to the world .....Waiting for pushing ....congratulation bro
2

MadHatrix

1089

10y

All productivity goes out the window... Especially when they start crawling/walking
2

kilobytelogic

2100

10y

It's all worth it when you get to show her/him Scratch! 😀
Congratulations 😀😀😀
1

meain

4513

10y

I didn't do anything
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meain

4513

10y

I didn't do anything
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diomonogatari

114

10y

best feature that can be made
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SirWindfield

1963

9y

@kanduvisla he already got two of them.
0

kanduvisla

2332

9y

@SirWindfield I see what you did there... Too bad he probably isn't allowed to play with them.
0

SirWindfield

1963

9y

@kanduvisla he can have a drink for compensation tho...
0

SirWindfield

1963

9y

@SirWindfield as*
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shittywebdev

5331

9y

Noob. I did this a decade ago! lol

Congrats!
1

deity

460

9y

@shittywebdev haha - junior dad is a position right?!
2

enchance

1028

9y

Congratulations! You now have your first startup. 😀
1

divayprakash

478

9y

congrats man! wish you and your wife the very best!
1

moreammo

223

9y

Congrats! Being a dad is the best!
1

bdonald

1126

9y

Congrats for successfully branching. Being a dad is awesome
2

Knossos

527

9y

@qwerty1337: well you get a mummy programmer and a daddy programmer that love each other very much...

Seriously though, wonderful news!
1

unjx

2011

9y

/* Well done, congrats! */

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