"Version control......what is that? I never heard of it"

Words cannot express the shock I felt when I heard this from an interviewee for junior dev.

How the FUCK do you call yourself a developer you piece-of-shit when you don't know such an essential thing?????

I'm FRICKIN' TIRED of all the 'devs forever alone' memes! I mean I have a girlfriend and reading rants here I've come across various people in relationships.....then why still all the jokes and hate? I know it can be tough dating a dev but still it's not impossible! Let's start a poll here.....how many of you claim to be 'not single'?

Distraction..........hmmm..........What is that?..........I'm sure I've heard that somewhere..........well..........Let me Google it!

And here we go again..........

How does it feel to get out of a project after investing a year of your life in it and then having it shelved? FML..........

"Control is an illusion, you infantile egomaniac!"

3:47 AM and I find myself scrolling through devRant again.......... this is getting addictive!

Just got to know how awesome Docker is! LearnUps are turning out to be awesome!

Swag's here!

Is it....... finally that time???????

YEAH IT IS!

Cracked me up!

http://xkcd.com/1700/

Found this gem..... http://xkcd.com/1722/

Epiphany.....

After crash and burns all through FB, Twitter and Instagram, I've got to admit, the only place a dev can actually get any likes is devRant!

When the professor tells you that learning Android development does not require you to do some actual Android development..... **facepalm**

Just used IE on a fresh Windows install to download Chrome..... Now looking for a way to get rid of IE completely.
Seems about right!

I need to focus on work..........
ENGAGE TUNNEL VISION

For the last f***ing time, computer science engineer DOESN'T mean I repair computers!!!

If I had a dime for every time I write 'git vommit' instead of 'git commit'.....

I'm at the moment..... after a 100 commits in one single pull request, days of torturous effort and grappling with a stupid bloated piece of crap software, when, I realise, I COULD HAVE JUST TOLD THE CLIENT TO BUZZ OFF!!!