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jestdotty
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if I see an ad for your business I will remember it and I will never buy from you

why is it people think being annoying rapey cunts is how you make loyal customers. I didn't come here to see ads. you try selling me something, that ensures I'll avoid buying from you. was I looking for you motherfucker? no. you've already failed to serve me and my needs. I'd hate to see how well you do it if I pay you for something.

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  • 0
    174d
    Do this, have 3 drinks coke, fanta, juice or something. Offer a person (who has no strong affinity to any of the options) by starting with 1 drink and repeat it as an option again at the end after listing the others.
  • 2
    174d
    @BordedDev this sounds complicated

    *drinks 3 different kinds of coffee back to back*

    I need more drugs
  • 2
    174d
    The huge advantage having huge attention issues is that I don’t even have the attention span to read the full name of the brand, so I’ll never know what ads are about anyway.
  • 1
    174d
    There was a girl: "want to be software engineer at Google? Visit ____.io "
  • 2
    174d
    @Tounai I don't speak French and live in Quebec where everything has to be French so I actually don't know what any ad is saying and NGL when I first moved here I noticed a tremendous amount of pressure being taken off my psyche when I was outside. I can't understand the billboards!

    lately I've been getting French internet ads but before if any snuck through it was always English. God these things are like roaches.
  • 1
    174d
    @jestdotty At least the roaches are useful
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