Being paid to rewrite someone else's bad code is no joke.

I'll give the dev this, the use of gen 1,2,3 Pokemon for variable names and class names in beyond fantastic in terms of memory and childhood nostalgia. It would be even more fantastic if he spelt the names correctly, or used it to make a Pokemon game and NOT A FUCKING ACCOUNTANCY PROGRAM.

There's no correspondence in name according to type, or even number. Dev has just gone batshit, left zero comments, and now somehow Ryhorn is shitting out error codes because of errors existing in Charmeleon's asshole.

The things I do for money...

I feel your pain but it's hilarious xD

You sir, just made my day :D

Idiot!

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😂😂😂

you gotta clean Charmeleon's asshole for money 🙏

your pain is real my friend.

I laughed out loud reading this at my regular wok shack... I fezl so sorry for you.

On the plus side, the predecessor has at least used some recognisable variable names...

This is fucking amazing! I feel for your struggle, but now I just want to see these variables haha

@spyke I'll log in this evening and screen cap a few.

Okay..
On the one side you are sitting there like „fuck this shit.. fuck this guy“

BUT

Be honest .. do you had to laugh about this whole name and error stuff ?
I had to

@BloatWhere yess thank you! What language is it in btw?

@spyke Pokélang maybe :P

@JiggleTits lmao

what the actual fuck! That sounds both hilarious and completely maddening

Funniest rant ever. Sorry man

Don't do it for money, do it for lols

@BloatWhere did you ever snag those screenshots by chance brother?

Beautiful rant!
Here, take this ++. It may not improve your situation, but definitely your devRant streetcred.

Why the burning fuck do these assholes consider doing this shit in programs!!??

I hope he's atleast left a key meaning pair cheet sheat in comments.

This reminds me of my ex roommate who fucking used variable names like hell, savage and all those.

FUCKING USE MEANINGFUL NAMES FOR FUCKING SAKE OF HUMANITY!!!!

Edit: CAN'T STOP MYSELF! THAT DUMB PIECE OF SHIT NEEDS TO BE KILLED **NOW** !!!

I can just picture you looking through that mess and trying to wrap your head around it...

"Okay, so, variable Pikachu increments every time the for loop loops... but why is variable Bulbasaur affected by this? Its value should remaign stagnant."
*10 minutes later*
"Oooh, that's why that happened. The variable called Mewtwo checks for this loop every 100 ms, in a timer.
But why?"
*10 minutes later*
"Ok, the variable Mewtwo wanted to check the loop, to increment the variable Bulbasaur, which in turn serves as a counter for variable Pikachu. Now it's clear."

"...wait, what's this other variable, Gardevoir?"

// and yes, I'm making sh¡t up as I go, just cause xD

@JiggleTits you might like/know this 😊 http://lolcode.org

@Commodore I can’t believe that’s an actual language... idk whether to be impressed or horrified but honestly I like it! Haha

@spyke KTHXBYE

@spyke it definitely brings a bit of fun to a boring bash script 😋