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Me: *talking to my rubber duck*

Parents: "Who're you talking to?"

Me: "I'm calling my team"

Parents: *walks in*
Parents: "what the FUCK"

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  • 3
    I don't get why people talk to a rubber duck.

    Yes, I know the method.

    But instead of talking, I just sit there and whisper each line until I see the error.
  • 6
    @Stuxnet and instead of whispering to the air they whisper to a duck
  • 1
    Silence has always the last word.
  • 4
    @Stuxnet I just use my rubber duck as a stash for drugs at work. For talking I have the large cactus next to my desk... it's very good at listening, and it seems to know a lot about category theory.
  • 4
    @bittersweet See this... This is something I can support.

    Hiding drugs in your ducks is the new trend.
  • 1
    I just realized this but... What if they said "what the DUCK"

    *im sorry*
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