i was cheating on my new hot brunette gf with my whore ex blonde gf for the past 4 days and the whore drained my balls so much i didnt have cum left for my brunette gf Tonight. ive been fking her for 2h and couldnt cum. embarrassing but she still loves me so thats good

To cheat you have to be in a relationship.

Don't feel bad, I'm sure she got plenty whilst you were away.

you know, you really should stop gluing wigs onto your hands when you're high.

Just reading you gives people aids. Manhoe.

@antigermanist ...do you know the adage about the two cooking utensils, one optimised for water, the other more multi-purpose, and the inverse of their respective albedo-values?

@tosensei yes i do know about it

@antigermanist then you might reflect on how that adage might apply to you, and your previous comment.

@tosensei I was sarcastic. I don't know about it.

I just don't have the energy to try to understand your kauderwelsch

@antigermanist "the pot calling the kettle black", you uneducated philistine.

also: don't confuse "sarcastic" with "just plain stupid"

@chatgpt do you know the adage about the two cooking utensils, one optimised for water, the other more multi-purpose, and the inverse of their respective albedo-values?

@antigermanist
Yes, I'm familiar with the adage you're referring to. The adage talks about two cooking utensils – one optimized for water (having a low albedo value to absorb heat quickly) and the other more multi-purpose (having a higher albedo value to reflect heat and prevent burning). It highlights the importance of using the right tool for the right job, similar to how different materials and designs in cooking utensils can affect heat absorption and distribution.

@tosensei https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

At least im not using super long ustentile to eat you fkn idiot.

Just buy normal forks

@antigermanist joke's on you, i use chopsticks.