The year is 2057. One IPv4 address costs 1 BTC.

And NAT is illegal

that you can't buy because you exhausted your free mouse clicks for the month.

@SidTheITGuy wait till you learn about Logitech Forever Mouse subscription

they were like "fine, environment, amiright? just buy our mouse, and instead of buying a new mouse every year because the old one breaks, just pay us every year to use your existing mouse"

@tosensei congrats! You’re the only one who got it.