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Scam call story

Scambot: This is Costco balh blah blah....(I don't even have a Costco where I live). To be put on the 'no call' list please press 2.

Me: 2.

Scambot: Hang up.

A few hours later....

Scambot: this is Costco blah blah blah.... To accept your reward please press 0.

Me: 0.

(Long wait)

Scam person ( In a Indian accent so thick I can't accurately type it out without it sounding racist) : This is (gibberish). Are you between the ages of 18 and 80?

Me: I'm 85.

Scam person: (gibberish) Are you between the ages of 18 and 80?

Me: I'm 85.

Scam person: hangs up.

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  • 3
    I blast one of the following from my speaker to these assholes:

    -Never going to give you up
    -Fuck you (Cee Love Green)
    -Generic fuck off clip
    -Ear rape noises
  • 1
    @Stuxnet I wanted to call back to waste more of their time but they blocked me. I really want to see a day where these call centers shut down because it's not profitable.
  • 4
    ah... michael "rahul" bates a maikrosoft srtified techneeshian wants your apple giftcards.
    they're the worst.

    there is a entire section over youtube that scam baits entire indian scam call centers out of "business".

    https://youtu.be/gLZJ9SvU9wU
  • 4
    @heyheni That part of YouTube is spectacular.
  • 3
    @heyheni I'm too PC to type like that. The best way I can describe the thickness of the accent I heard is that Spongebob meme. The one with random capitalization. Take that Meme, Photoshop a headset onto him, and that's what she sounds like.
  • 2
    LOL I can imagine your face as you hit 0.
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