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@TheOct0 no Isee i went to kill it when i first saw it but then it pulled that Houdini shit and disappeared. And nono this isnt just a spider it's a home wrecker and a trespassers of my property. It's only goal is to fuck with me I cant chill theres no chill in this plane of existence
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@Bubbles Ask it nicely.
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@gsn16 Oh for fuck's sake
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@gsn16 its gonna wish thanos got to it before I do
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@TheOct0 lol why you so kind to the spider?
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@gsn16 The real question is, why are you so mean to it?
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@TheOct0 no I'm not
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@gsn16 Oh okay, my bad. I thought you just mindlessly plugged Thanks because he's trending.
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@TheOct0 *Thanos
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@TheOct0 cool 👐
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@Bubbles It's in the name
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@woodworks yeah damn you're right I'll burn my house down
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@TheOct0 I dont understand
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@AlexDeLarge you are 100% correct my friend
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@Bubbles a fellow arachnophobe, eh? I don't get that paranoid about disappearing spiders, but I can definitely empathize.
THERE HAS BEEN A SLIGHTLY BIG SPIDER IN MY ROOM SINCE YESTERDAY AND YESTERDAY IT DISAPPEARED THE LITERAL SECOND I FUCKING SAW IT IT DISAPPEARED. I SHIT YOU NOT IT JUST VANISHED. AND THIS SPIDER IS A BLACK FUCKER AND MY DESK, MONITORS, TV, HEADPHONES ARE ALL BLACK SO IVE BEEN REALLY PARANOID. AND JUST A FEW DUCKING MINUTES AGOI WAS WATCHING A VIDEO AND I FELT SOMETHING IN MY RIGHT HEADPHONE AND SLAM JAMMED MY EAR AND THREW THAT BITCH AS HARD AND AS FAST AS POSSIBLE TO THE POINT I HAD TO SIT THERE AND COLLECT MY THOUGHTS ABOUT WHAT JUST HAPPENED AND I DONT EVEN KNOW IF IT WAS EVEN THERE OR IF IT LEFT THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE IS SCREWING WITH ME I AM ONE STEP AWAY FROM JUST BUYING A GUN TO SHOOT THAT LITTLE FUCK
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