AboutI'm a guy, somewhere in the world. I do stuff, but always tomorrow. My email is: my username (at) tuta (dot) io
SkillsMishandling conversations. Also, stuff like js, Dart, Python, PHP, the front-end stuff and git.
LocationYou're nosy, aren't you?
Joined devRant on 7/11/2018
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This day was awful. I just want to disappear. I want to stop existing, and come back in a few days. I had a day of pure depression and insecurity.
Don't bother replying or upvoting, that's just me writing this in the open for no reason.31
I'd say everything PS Vita related. From the emulator, Vita3K, to all the work by TheFl0w. I have followed the scene for so long now that I'm just neck deep in it.4
Just how stubborn and stupid can you be?
I'm sorry for being such a dick that I'd rant about a rant, but this one just deserves a medal.
EDIT: I'm mostly referring to the comments.
So I've just started pledging for an emulator project that I've been waiting for for a long time. I can't wait to see how it turns out! It's my first time monthly pledging, too ^^4
So we just finished moving my stuff to my apartment for the year. I haven't been so happy in ages, to think I'm finally going to have a place with my girlfriend :)
On the other hand, I didn't do shit for my projects today. Again.2
Would anyone be interested in me setting up a series of puzzles for the people here on devRant? Kind of in a Cicada 3301 fashion, but without any of the mystery around it. Just a series of puzzles that you would all unite to try and break. I'd be happy to make that, but I'd also like to have a preview of how many people would be interested in it.8
Going to sleep with a newly gained 4k milestone! I'm gonna have good dreams :)
I never thought anyone would actually like me on this platform when I joined last month, but I guess I was wrong. I got along with a few awesome people, which I'm gonna list right below. Other than that, I'm glad to be a part of the community :)
The people I got along with the most:
- Linuxxx, the privacy superstar
- ewpratten, the young programming genius
- devTea, the compulsive upvoter
- Condor, the account deleter
- Alice, the pink freak
- Stuxnet, which I kinda forgot the first time I wrote this (sorry!)
- Almost everyone on here!
To be clear, those are people I enjoy talking with, they might not feel the same way. I just wanted to thank those who made me smile the most here.9
I'm not knowledgeable when it's about Linux, so when I want to do some stuff I always have to take a f*cking lesson and a half. Could someone please explain to me what Docker is?18
Just my OTG alone you greedy piece of shit
Unlisted video of this fuckery: https://youtu.be/1BLK98OIIo81
Guess it's time to ditch ProtonMail as well.
Translation: "[Update Google play services.] ProtonMail won't work until you have updated Google Play Services."
I know I'm almost an anti-Google nazi at this point, but ProtonMail was one of the only remaining apps not needing Google to work, and now it's a "sin equa non" condition. I'm very disappointed. Guess I'll have to switch this address to Tutanota or host my own email server.
Edit: why the fuck would my autocorrect capitalize nazi?13
Absolutely not dev-related.
Blah, blah, weird conversation and shit. I'm too tired and lazy to write this crap again, but let's do it.
The guy is a dev I randomly found on some chatting service, he was interesting to talk with until this conversation. I'll write this out of memory, so yeah.
Him: So by the way I wrote an app that you give your penis size to to get measurements and stuff about it.
Me, thinking it was dev humor: That's hilarious. Tell me more, I'm interested.
Him: So the idea behind all of this was to gather some big data style info about people's penis size and habits and all that stuff.
Me: Man that's awesome. Can I see the source?
Him: No, it's proprietary. You can buy a license though.
Me: You went that far for a joke?
Him: What joke?
Me: The whole software you just told me about.
Him: That's not a joke, I'm being very serious about it.
Me: Oh well. What did you get from the stats?
Him: I got some tips from people's habits! I never thought that shaving it could make it look bigger, but that's awesome!
Me: Do you really care about it that much?
Him: Studies have proven that size correlated with confidence. Since I started doing it, I've been more confident than ever!
Him: I'm a bit disappointed to see that I'm in the lower percentiles though.
Me: Well of course you are.
Him: Why would you say that?
Me: Well since people with a big dick tend to go more willingly into the subject and might even buy a fucking app for it, of course you'd have the higher average in your stats.
Him: You're only saying that because you have a small cock.
Me: Why the fuck would you say that? You're the one that's concerned about it, not me.
Him: Go on, what's your size?
Me, because I don't care about discussing that stuff: *Tells him*
Him: [stats, comparisons and stuff]
Me: Well I never gave a fuck and your stats won't make me change my mind.
[ ... Some other shit about my size compared to his ... ]
Him: Would you want to work with me for the database maintenance?
Me: You must be joking?
Him: I'm serious.
Me: *Deletes account*
Seriously, fuck that guy. I rewrote that quickly so you only had the best, but it was a whole fucking conversation.3
Hey, I had a question. How social are you all IRL?
I'll explain myself. IRL, I don't talk to anyone unless they talk to me (which I don't seek) for example. And regarding friends, I've never had more than one "buddy" each school year, unconsciously dropping them once we weren't linked by school anymore. There is only two people I have kept throughout the years and that I'd call friends, one of them is my girlfriend.
That being said, I know I'm especially asocial, but I'm curious how everyone is here :)
We often hear "Computer people don't have many friends blabla" but I'm curious about that ^^29
I'm making a devRant API wrapper for Dart. The point? None! Just to get better at the language and mostly make my own life easier. Open source or not, seems like I'll be the only one to use it. Or am I? Is anyone else (I know ewpratten is) using Dartlang?7
And I forgot to do half the metric tonne of stuff I had to do today. I'm not even disappointed anymore.
I just discovered that I could use a comb to shave myself while retaining some facial hair. Something is wrong with my life.7
I wanna buy a RasPi, what's your advice as to what model I should get?
Its purpose would be being a web server, mainly. Also, if you have any suggestions for addons or additional stuff, please let me know :)23
So I have this bot, @Solstice, that I have been working on a little bit lately... But I don't know what to implement. So far, you can ask her to flip a coin (choose between two options) and tell you her opinion about something (agree, disagree and not have an opinion). What would you want me to teach her?
Here's a list of things I won't do:
- Add user-based interactions like ranks, points, and so on
- Add any way to upvote, downvote, subscribe, or comment anything else than her reply to your message
- Implement anything related to reports, tags, security, spam (except from her own rate) and stuff related to devRant.
And here is a list of things I will add:
- Spam prevention, in order to prevent abusing the bot
- Integration with the API of a project I'm working on
- A help link on her profile (basically a list of commands available)
Also, I am perfectly aware that scripts, per se, are forbidden. I am making @Solstice for the sole purpose of my own education (and others' entertainment), so if you have any concern to be risen, please do tell me. I don't intend to break the rules, and I am willing to cease development if @dfox or @trogus order me to do so.3
Have fun in the 5-digits club :)
Proud to have been the upvote to give you that last little push :P4