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TheOct039316yMaybe you could have just gotten it on a piece of paper and thrown it outside?
Also, chill out, that's just a spider. It's not gonna hurt you, and it eats mosquitos and shit. -
Bubbles68276y@TheOct0 no Isee i went to kill it when i first saw it but then it pulled that Houdini shit and disappeared. And nono this isnt just a spider it's a home wrecker and a trespassers of my property. It's only goal is to fuck with me I cant chill theres no chill in this plane of existence
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TheOct039316y@gsn16 The real question is, why are you so mean to it?
And my reaction was because I'm fed up with Marvel and shit. -
TheOct039316y@gsn16 Oh okay, my bad. I thought you just mindlessly plugged Thanks because he's trending.
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That'e not a great idea because guns can miss.
You know what can't miss? Fire. Time to blaze out and claim that insurance money 💵 -
Fexell6586yWe don't have any dangerous spiders in Sweden, so whenever I see a spider all I think is "nice, free bug catcher".
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soulsuke7316yCareful. Spiders are pretty much perfect hunters. If he realizes that before you get to him, it may be game over.
So yeah. You need fire, and a lot of it. -
@Bubbles a fellow arachnophobe, eh? I don't get that paranoid about disappearing spiders, but I can definitely empathize.
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Brolls31556yOnly sensible thing left to do is either burn the house to the ground, or nuke it from orbit.
THERE HAS BEEN A SLIGHTLY BIG SPIDER IN MY ROOM SINCE YESTERDAY AND YESTERDAY IT DISAPPEARED THE LITERAL SECOND I FUCKING SAW IT IT DISAPPEARED. I SHIT YOU NOT IT JUST VANISHED. AND THIS SPIDER IS A BLACK FUCKER AND MY DESK, MONITORS, TV, HEADPHONES ARE ALL BLACK SO IVE BEEN REALLY PARANOID. AND JUST A FEW DUCKING MINUTES AGOI WAS WATCHING A VIDEO AND I FELT SOMETHING IN MY RIGHT HEADPHONE AND SLAM JAMMED MY EAR AND THREW THAT BITCH AS HARD AND AS FAST AS POSSIBLE TO THE POINT I HAD TO SIT THERE AND COLLECT MY THOUGHTS ABOUT WHAT JUST HAPPENED AND I DONT EVEN KNOW IF IT WAS EVEN THERE OR IF IT LEFT THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE IS SCREWING WITH ME I AM ONE STEP AWAY FROM JUST BUYING A GUN TO SHOOT THAT LITTLE FUCK
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