how are vampires real

also whoops

FUCKING WHOOPS

I did not expect to pick a fight with fucking magically enabled people

I have no idea what they can do. I am at such a disadvantage. fuck.

I have regrets. these people have fucking drama. like discord-level drama. with trolling and shit. but it's your life energy. what are you doing! something just tried to eat me for like 20 minutes and I did not like it. I did not learn shielding. my aura seemed to have contracted by itself but this is so unnatural to me

seriously how the fuck are vampires real. it's not a metaphor. how the fuck

Great, you just made me feel magically disabled.

Apart from the metaphors && that 'porphyria' disease where you're sensitive to light or something like that they're !real?

Anyone who _actually_ thinks is a vampire is retarded.

@D-4got10-01 people sensitive to light are rogues from the dark universe

Discord-level drama. Nice. What about snek-level drama?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

well, a long time ago a mouse had an affair with a midget dragon and many years later vampires were born.
It's 2nd grade magic history basics..

@retoor do you want that? 😋

I can probably do that. I now understand what "feeding off drama" means. especially when I'm hungry

... and it will probably addict people

> how are vampires real

they're not. that's just something the lizard people want you to believe, so you stay afraid of the wrong things.

@tosensei the vampires appear to be claiming to be the lizard people and I think they may be right

I have cured myself of my fear and disdain towards lizard people by this actually

also helps when you become one of them. though seems I have found alternative ways to feed that don't require draining people... and my body doesn't automatically try to drain people if I have any other option. so technically I'm not a vampire and maybe never could be... because I figured out alternative ways to feed lol

it's also extremely unpleasant to be hungry... on one hand I want to go get hungry again but on the other it's just SO unpleasant. and then I have to starve myself for hours for the reflex to feed to kick in. it's so exhausting

this stuff takes so long to learn. I'm used to just knowing everything but it's like consciousness is a muscle...

OH I ALSO WANNA MAKE FRIENDS WITH A HELLHOUND. one kept eating me. not sure it's conscious... damnit. it's so cuuuute. and ugly mofo.

@Lensflare Wouldn't know about that.

I am, however, a proud owner of this cool T-shirt.

https://amazon.co.uk/Sun-Trying-Kil... .

I also tend to go outside when it's dark.

@D-4got10-01 this is from Star Trek Discovery. A guy from a dark universe where Earth's sun is darker than in our universe comes here and pretends to have a kind of disease that makes him sensitive to bright light.