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When you finally snap at your PM for setting every deadline to "As soon as possible":
SAY. ASAP..ONE. MORE. TIME.

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  • 10
    Why favourite punchline for such cases is an uninterested "where everything is urgent, nothing is important."
  • 1
    I can relate.
  • 2
    Keyword: possible.
    Possibly taking up to ... YA KNO 4EVA
  • 4
    ASAP is the best deadline ever. It is relative to now.

    So I can take as much time as I need.
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