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@segfault0xff it even hurt me 😂 deep inside 😭
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@segfault0xff @karma Thanks. Feels good to vent after 6 hours of useless meetings about shit like the color of a Vue button component, while in the mean time servers are catching fire every time the machine learning department decides to run some queries.
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@karma and seriously consult HR 🤦♂️
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@karma Yeah... I did manage to exit eventually, but it still meant that the rest of the team was unavailable.
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@bittersweet I reckon you need like 3 tardisses to really dev 🖖🗑️
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@bittersweet sounds like a manager at my previous job:
* Absolutely no long-term vision, hell even mid-term was a stretch
* Technically clueless but since she apparently wrote some code a lifetime ago she felt within her rights to push architectural choices
* Poor management skills, which from my perspective looked more like bullying
A real plus in your workplace, 10/10 would put to the gallows again. -
@karma where can I get one of those beauties? Could have used them on my old job.
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@bittersweet i died. :D
The part about his face just gets more hilarious the longer i think about it LOL -
will this scale?
seems like he read this awefull mindless listicle "10 ways to seem smarter at meetings"
https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/...
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@heyheni Haha I wish he would ask that in advance once in a while. Instead, too much foundation is built with quicksand.
"Let's go for the low hanging fruit first" 🤢
"I think we should do some market research" 🤢
"Yeah that is also on my radar" 🤢
OKAY YOU FUCKING CUNT, STOP WITH YOUR PATRONIZING SHIT.
FIRST OF ALL, ARE YOU REALLY SO SMALL MINDED THAT YOU CAN'T REACH ANY HIGHER? THIS TREE IS FUCKING RAW AMD BARE ON THE BOTTOM, WITH YOUR FILTHY CLAWS GRASPING FOR ALL THOSE EASY NARROW FIXES.
SECONDLY, A FUCKING EMAIL SURVEY WITH BIASED QUESTIONS ANSWERED BY 3 HOBOS IS NOT BLOODY MARKET RESEARCH.
THIRDLY, IF THIS NUCLEAR ICBM OF AN INFRASTRUCTURE PROBLEM IS ON YOUR RADAR, MAYBE STOP FONDLING YOUR SWEATY BALLS FOR A MINUTE AND TAKE ACTION.
"Okay lets peel this onion, so we hit the ground running" 😩🤢😞
NO, LET'S NOT "HIT THE GROUND RUNNING", YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING TRIP AND MESS UP YOUR FACE EVEN MORE. HOW ABOUT GET YOUR PILE OF SHIT IN ORDER FOR ONCE, PREPARE FOR A MEETING? HOW ABOUT THOUGHTFUL ACTION, SOME FEATURE DESIGN?
"No, just implement it quick and dirty" 🤢😡👿
OH YOU WANT IT QUICK AND DIRTY? IS THAT HOW YOU FUCK YOUR DAD AS WELL?
"Let's evaluate the fix in a few weeks. We really had good synergy here team" 🤢😫
YEAH SURE, LET'S EVALUATE THIS.... BUT LET'S EVALUATE IT RIGHT NOW: 😡
"Ahem....
1. You're always late for meetings.
2. After 6 months, you still barely know what we do as a company, you still don't know the teams, and you still don't know the product.
3. You do not listen to engineers flooding you with red flags, requiring time for a redesign to fix serious scaling issues.
4. Everything must be a quickfix, nothing is allowed to require thought, because you CAN ABSOLUTELY NOT think ahead for more than 30 seconds.
OH AND IF YOU EVER AGAIN COVER UP ONE OF YOUR MANY SHORTCOMINGS WITH THAT FUCKING SLIMEY DOUCHEBAG MANAGER VOCABULARY OF YOURS, LET'S SEE HOW MUCH SYNERGY YOU FEEL WHEN YOU'RE DEEPTHROATHING A CACTUS."
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