The only reasons I'm with my current employer is because;
1. I interview bad
2. Too lazy to update my CV

One of these days...

In other days there are other reasons?

the only reason I'm unemployed

1. I interview charismatically and well
2. for some reason I have an updated CV I update regularly

🤔

but then I wanna avoid people and have nobody ever know I exist
and I hate anyone contacting me

Number 1 might !be my strong suit, as well. But then again the interviews themselves might be the problem, given the types of questions w/ which I have been presented.

There's also a bit of a drought in the job market for my position, so that is definitely a factor.

@jestdotty Have you thought you have actual problem and people dislike you for a reason?