They removed the coffee machine from our floor.

Mother fuckers.

You remove the most important module from the project

Either they are unjustifiably cruel, or the people on your floor did something unforgivable.

That's an unforgivable crime! We are *paid* for turning coffee into source code after all!

It's just preparation to make room for the upgraded model.

@LionessAlana @felbit nope, the machine in the cafeteria broke down, so they replaced it with ours.

https://devrant.com/rants/1829264/...

Seems like an all out coffee outage!

Remove their ethernet cable. Or de-auth attack if they use wifi.

Coffee is life, life is coffee. Can’t work without coffee. Quit your job.

Pretty sure that's against the Geneva convention.
Still, as a professional you're expected to always have an emergency cafetiere ready for exactly this occasion!

@gthathol French Press ftw!

Start smoking pot at work! har har mahaDev!

sudo mv 'coffee machine' ../

I'm pretty sure this is how wars start...

then stop drinking coffee until it comes back.
Whatever effect it will have on your productivity shall remain until your boss understand how much of the company's income comes out of that machine.

@littledaxter oh my...
I _almost_ had a heart attack after reading your first sentence! 😨
But the rest surely makes sense. 🤔

@Gaveuxifort I wish that user didn't have sudo privileges. 😭

@littledaxter @Yamakuzure first sentence, same here 🤣

@mahaDev @Yamakuzure
hahaha i know, i know, i'm a little crazy sometimes. even a bit spooky (since it's october).

Turning yourself in a wreckage might not be a good move for your career and mental health. please do not listen to my shitty advice. just ask for it back instead of acting weirdly until someones magically understands why you act like an asshole and bring back the coffee machine by themselves.

Pfft.. I only drink tea..

Wait! Did it provide hot water?

@Kirito-kun yes. And they had an assortment of tea bags along with the machine as well.

@mahaDev RIOT!

Time to find a new employer.
Our one coffee machine for ~100 people broke a few weeks ago. We were told it would take 2 hours to get it replaced and you could feel the tension and anger in the office.

Don't fuck around with the coffee.

Developer without coffee = Fatal Error!