Weirdest dream i had about code, i was just coding all my social interactions; i'd have some kind of overlay over my vision and i'd have to type in my every move and sentence while going on about my day in a very gray and sluggish world as if i was just a programmer stuck inside my body, working with myself the way i work with a server.

Another time i actually found a bugfix in my sleep. I had wasted 8 hours on a dumb bug that day without managing to find a solution and when i woke up, all the code was in my head and it worked on the first try!

If i'd be working for devrant, i'd add a "feature" where all java and js tags on rants would be treated the same and searching for any of those tags would return rants on all of them.

Shout out @ this no comment Joke not having any comments.

Wanted to point it but didn't want to comment it so i'm making another rant.

I swear to god in any of you guys do it, i'm downvoting everything from you / reporting you.

(...is there even a report feature on devrant!?!)

*receive candidate profile from HR*
Give it a quick read, spot a link to a site the dev made for a clothing company.
*click*
*get blocked by the company's firewall*

mfw the sysadmin now thinks i'm shopping lingerie during work hours.