I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.

This is frighteningly accurate for most IT "expertise" scenarios. I know this because when I was young I became the IT guru amongst my friends just because I happened to paly with computers. I had no idea what I was doing most of the times 😅

Perl is horrible ewwwwww.

This is how I am becoming a Gradle expert.

"You know Gradle?"

"The, ugh.. the android build thing? I've heard of it I guess...."

*Back on phone* "Yes we have an expert here and he's very interested in the challenge at hand!"

Learning? When asked if you know technology X, which you don't want to touch for what ever reason, SAY "NO!"

@CatMDV but these people aren’t actual experts 🤭