Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Because light attracts bugs! 🐛💡

Oh god kill me please!

@Lensflare I was about to go through and -- all their posts for this insult to the gods of humour, but the one about UDP actually made me laugh so I'm resisting the urge for the time being.

Devs reading this joke for the Int.maxValue-th time

@Lensflare when I hear a bad joke in person, I usually laugh my face off so hard that I can barely breathe, and while doing that, I become so grateful that I'm here, now, with people that aren't trying to kill me, and I had food today, oh, and a shower with running warm water, I'm not sick, I'm free to walk wherever I want at any time I want to

then I cry

@Lensflare damn. started crying while writing this

Have some respect guys, this person came back after 5 years to make this post!

@AlgoRythm and all of them appear to be of the humorous type.

@AlgoRythm and probably was in a coma for 5 years.